THE CONFESSSIONS

BOOK VII

[1741]

  AFTER two years silence and patience, and notwithstanding my
resolutions, I again take up my pen. Reader, suspend your judgment
as to the reasons which force me to such a step: of these you can be
no judge until you shall have read my book.
  You have seen my youth pass away calmly without any great
disappointments or remarkable prosperity. This was mostly owing to
my ardent yet feeble nature, less prompt in undertaking than easy to
discourage: quitting repose by violent agitations, but returning to it
from lassitude and inclinations, and which, placing me in an idle
and tranquil state for which alone I felt I was born, at a distance
from the paths of great virtues and still further from those of
great vices.
  The first part of my confessions was written entirely from memory,
and is consequently full of errors. As I am obliged to write the
second part from memory also, the errors in it will probably be
still more numerous. The remembrance of the finest portion of my
years, passed with so much tranquility and innocence, has left in my
heart a thousand charming impressions which I love to call to my
recollection. Far from increasing that of my situation by these
sorrowful reflections, I repel them as much as possible, and in this
endeavor often succeed so well as to be unable to find them at will.
This facility of forgetting my misfortunes is a consolation which
Heaven has reserved to me in the midst of those which fate has one day
to accumulate upon my head. My memory, which presents to me no objects
but such as are agreeable, is the happy counterpoise of my terrified
imagination, by which I foresee nothing but a cruel futurity.
  All the papers I had collected to aid my recollection, and guide
me in this undertaking, are no longer in my possession, nor can I ever
again hope to regain them.
  I have but one faithful guide on which I can depend: this is the
chain of the sentiments by which the succession of my existence has
been marked, and by these the events which have been either the
cause or the effect of the manner of it. I easily forget my
misfortunes, but I cannot forget my faults, and still less my virtuous
sentiments. The remembrance of these is too dear to me ever to
suffer them to be effaced from my mind. I may omit facts, transpose
events, and fall into some errors of dates; but I cannot be deceived
in what I have felt, nor in that which from sentiment I have done; and
to relate this is the chief end of my present work. The real object of
my confessions is to communicate an exact knowledge of what I
interiorly am and have been in every situation of my life. I have
promised the history of my mind, and to write it faithfully I have
no need of other memoirs: to enter into my own heart, as I have
hitherto done, will alone be sufficient.
  There is, however, and very happily, an interval of six or seven
years, relative to which I have exact references, in a collection of
letters copied from the originals, in the hands of M. du Peyrou.
This collection, which concludes in 1760, comprehends the whole time
of my residence at the hermitage, and my great quarrel with those
who called themselves my friends; that memorable epocha of my life,
and the source of all my other misfortunes. With respect to more
recent original letters which may remain in my possession, and are but
few in number, instead of transcribing them at the end of this
collection, too voluminous to enable me to deceive the vigilance of my
Arguses, I will copy them into the work whenever they appear to
furnish any explanation, be this either for or against myself; for I
am not under the least apprehension lest the reader should forget I
make my confession, and be induced to believe I make my apology; but
he cannot expect I shall conceal the truth when it testifies in my
favor.
  This second part, it is likewise to be remembered, contains
nothing in common with the first, except truth; nor has any other
advantage over it, but the importance of the facts; in everything
else, it is inferior to the former. I wrote the first with pleasure,
with satisfaction, and at my ease, at Wootton, or in the castle of
Trye: everything I had to recollect was a new enjoyment. I returned to
my closet with an increased pleasure, and, without constraint, gave
that turn to my descriptions which most flatters my imagination.
  At present my head and memory are become so weak as to render me
almost incapable of every kind of application: my present
undertaking is the result of constraint, and a heart full of sorrow. I
have nothing to treat of but misfortunes, treacheries, perfidies,
and circumstances equally afflicting. I would give the world, could
I bury in the obscurity of time, everything I have to say, and
which, in spite of myself, I am obliged to relate. I am, at the same
time, under the necessity of being mysterious and subtle, of
endeavoring to impose and of descending to things the most foreign
to my nature. The ceiling under which I write has eyes; the walls of
my chamber have ears. Surrounded by spies and by vigilant and
malevolent inspectors, disturbed, and my attention diverted, I hastily
commit to paper a few broken sentences, which I have scarcely time
to read, and still less to correct. I know that, notwithstanding the
barriers which are multiplied around me, my enemies are afraid truth
should escape by some little opening. What means can I take to
introduce it to the world? This, however, I attempt with but few hopes
of success. The reader will judge whether or not such a situation
furnishes the means of agreeable descriptions, or of giving them a
seductive coloring! I therefore inform such as may undertake to read
this work, that nothing can secure them from weariness in the
prosecution of their task, unless it be the desire of becoming more
fully acquainted with a man whom they already know, and a sincere love
of justice and truth.
  In my first part I brought down my narrative to my departure with
infinite regret from Paris, leaving my heart at Charmettes, and, there
building my last castle in the air, intending some day to return to
the feet of Mama, restored to herself, with the treasures I should
have acquired, and depending upon my system of music as upon a certain
fortune.
  I made some stay at Lyons to visit my acquaintance, procure
letters of recommendation to Paris, and to sell my books of geometry
which I had brought with me. I was well received by all whom I knew.
M. and Madam de Mably seemed pleased to see me again, and several
times invited me to dinner. At their house I became acquainted with
the Abbe de Mably, as I had already done with the Abbe de Condillac,
both of whom were on a visit to their brother. The Abbe de Mably
gave me letters to Paris; among others, one to M. de Fontenelle, and
another to the Comte de Caylus. These were very agreeable
acquaintances, especially the first, to whose friendship for me his
death only put a period, and from whom, in our private
conversations, I received advice which I ought to have more exactly
followed.
  I likewise saw M. Bordes, with whom I had been long acquainted and
who had frequently obliged me with the greatest cordiality and the
most real pleasure. He it was who enabled me to sell my books; and
he also gave me from himself good recommendations to Paris. I again
saw the intendant for whose acquaintance I was indebted to M.
Bordes, and who introduced me to the Duke de Richelieu, who was then
passing through Lyons. M. Pallu presented me. The duke received me
well, and invited me to come and see him at Paris; I did so several
times; although this great acquaintance, of which I shall frequently
have occasion to speak, was never of the most trifling utility to me.
  I visited the musician David, who, in one of my former journeys, and
in my distress, had rendered me service. He had either lent or given
me a cap and a pair of stockings, which I have never returned, nor has
he ever asked me for them, although we have since that time frequently
seen each other. I, however, made him a present, something like an
equivalent. I would say more upon this subject, were what I have
owed in question; but I have to speak of what I have done, which,
unfortunately, is far from being the same thing.
  I also saw the noble and generous Perrichon, and not without feeling
the effects of his accustomed munificence; for he made me the same
present he had previously done to "Gentil-Bernard," by paying for my
place in the diligence. I visited the surgeon Parisot, the best and
most benevolent of men; as also his beloved Godefroi, who had lived
with him ten years, and whose merit chiefly consisted in her gentle
manners and goodness of heart. It was impossible to see this woman
without pleasure, or to leave her without regret. Nothing better shows
the inclinations of a man, than the nature of his attachments* Those
who had once seen the gentle Godefroi, immediately knew the good and
amiable Parisot.

  * Unless he be deceived in his choice, or that she, to whom he
attaches himself, changes her character by an extraordinary
concurrence of causes, which is not absolutely impossible. Were this
consequence to be admitted without modification, Socrates must be
judged by his wife Xantippe, and Dion by his friend Calippus, which
would be the most false and iniquitous judgment ever made. However,
let no injurious application be here made to my wife. She is weak
and more easily deceived than I at first imagined, but by her pure and
excellent character she is worthy of all my esteem.

  I was much obliged to all these good people, but I afterwards
neglected them all; not from ingratitude, but from that invincible
indolence which so often assumes its appearance. The remembrance of
their services, has never been effaced from my mind, nor the
impression they made, from my heart; but I could more easily have
proved my gratitude, than assiduously have shown them the exterior
of that sentiment. Exactitude in correspondence is what I never
could observe; the moment I begin to relax, the shame and
embarrassment of repairing my fault make me aggravate it, and I
entirely desist from writing; I have, therefore, been silent, and
appeared to forget them. Parisot and Perrichon took not the least
notice of my negligence, and I ever found them the same. But, twenty
years afterwards it will be seen, in M. Bordes, to what a degree the
self-love of a wit can make him carry his vengeance when he feels
himself neglected.
  Before I leave Lyons, I must not forget an amiable person, whom I
again saw with more pleasure than ever, and who left in my heart the
most tender remembrance. This was Mademoiselle Serre, of whom I have
spoken in my first part; I renewed my acquaintance with her whilst I
was at M. de Mably's.
  Being this time more at leisure, I saw her more frequently, and
she made the most sensible impressions on my heart. I had some
reason to believe her own was not unfavorable to my pretensions; but
she honored me with her confidence so far as to remove from me all
temptation to allure her partiality. She had no fortune, and in this
respect exactly resembled myself; our situations were too similar to
permit us to become united; and with the views I then had, I was far
from thinking of marriage. She gave me to understand that a young
merchant, one M. Geneve, seemed to wish to obtain her hand. I saw
him once or twice at her lodgings; he appeared to me to be an honest
man, and this was his general character. Persuaded she would be
happy with him, I was desirous he should marry her, which he
afterwards did; and that I might not disturb their innocent love, I
hastened my departure; offering up, for the happiness of that charming
woman, prayers, which, here below, were not long heard. Alas! her time
was very short, for I afterwards heard she died in the second or third
year after her marriage. My mind, during the journey, was wholly
absorbed in tender regret. I felt, and since that time, when these
circumstances have been present to my recollection, have frequently
done the same; that although the sacrifices made to virtue and our
duty may sometimes be painful, we are well rewarded by the agreeable
remembrance they leave deeply engraven in our hearts.
  I this time saw Paris in as favorable a point of views as it had
appeared to me in an unfavorable one at my first journey; not that
my ideas of its brilliancy arose from the splendor of my lodgings: for
in consequence of an address given me by M. Bordes, I resided at the
Hotel St. Quentin, Rue des Cordiers, near the Sorbonne; a vile street,
a miserable hotel, and a wretched apartment: but nevertheless a
house in which several men of merit, such as Gresset, Bordes, Abbe
Mably, Condillac, and several others, of whom unfortunately I found
not one, had taken up their quarters: but I there met with M.
Bonnefond, a man unacquainted with the world, lame, litigious, and who
affected to be a purist. To him I owe the acquaintance of M. Roguin,
at present the oldest friend I have, and by whose means I became
acquainted with Diderot, of whom I shall soon have occasion to say a
good deal.
  I arrived at Paris in the autumn of 1741, with fifteen louis in my
purse, and with my comedy of Narcissus and my musical project in my
pocket. These composed my whole stock, consequently, I had not much
time to lose before I attempted to turn the latter to some
advantage. I therefore immediately thought of making use of my
recommendations.
  A young man who arrives at Paris, with a tolerable figure, and
announces himself by his talents, is sure to be well received. This
was my good fortune, which procured me some pleasures without
leading to anything solid. Of all persons to whom I was recommended,
three only were useful to me. M. Damesin, a gentleman of Savoy, at
that time equerry, and I believe favorite, of the Princess of
Carignan; M. de Boze, secretary to the Academy of Inscriptions, and
keeper of the medals of the king's cabinet; and Father Castle, a
Jesuit, author of the Clavecin oculaire.*

  * An effort to produce sensations of melody by combinations of
colors.

  All these recommendations, except that to M. Damesin, were given
me by the Abbe de Mably.
  M. Damesin provided me with that which was most needful, by means of
two persons with whom he brought me acquainted. One was M. Gasc,
president a mortier of the parliament of Bordeaux, and who played very
well upon the violin; the other, the Abbe de Leon, who then lodged
in the Sorbonne, a young nobleman, extremely amiable, who died in
the flower of his age, after having, for a few moments, made a
figure in the world under the name of the Chevalier de Rohan. Both
these gentlemen had an inclination to learn composition. In this I
gave them lessons for a few months, by which means my decreasing purse
received some little aid. The Abbe de Leon conceived a friendship
for me, and wished me to become his secretary; but he was far from
being rich, and all the salary he could offer me was eight hundred
livres, which, with infinite regret, I refused; since it was
insufficient to defray the expenses of my lodging, food and clothing.
  I was well received by M. de Boze. He had a thirst for knowledge, of
which he possessed not a little, but was somewhat pedantic. Madam de
Boze much resembled him; she was lively and affected. I sometimes
dined with them, and it is impossible to be more awkward than I was in
her presence. Her easy manner intimidated me, and rendered mine more
remarkable. When she presented me a plate, I modestly put forward my
fork to take one of the least bits of what she offered me, which
made her give the plate to her servant, turning her head aside that
I might not see her laugh. She had not the least suspicion that in the
head of the rustic with whom she was so diverted there was some
small portion of wit. M. de Boze presented me to M. de Reaumur, his
friend, who came to dine with him every Friday, the day on which the
Academy of Sciences met. He mentioned to him my project, and the
desire I had of having it examined by the academy. M. de Reaumur
consented to make the proposal, and his offer was accepted. On the day
appointed I was introduced and presented by M. de Reaumur, and on
the same day, August 22d, 1742, I had the honor to read to the academy
the memoir I had prepared for that purpose. Although this
illustrious assembly might certainly well be expected to inspire me
with awe, I was less intimidated on this occasion than I had been in
the presence of Madam de Boze, and I got tolerably well through my
reading and the answers I was obliged to give. The memoir was well
received, and acquired me some compliments by which I was equally
surprised and flattered, imagining that before such an assembly,
whoever was not a member of it could not have common-sense. The
persons appointed to examine my system were M. Mairan, M. Hellot,
and M. de Fouchy, all three men of merit, but not one of them
understood music, at least not enough of composition to enable them to
judge of my project.
  During my conference with these gentlemen, I was convinced with no
less certainty than surprise, that if men of learning have sometimes
fewer prejudices than others, they more tenaciously retain those
they have. However weak or false most of their objections were, and
although I answered them with great timidity, and I confess, in bad
terms, yet with decisive reasons, I never once made myself understood,
or gave them any explanation in the least satisfactory. I was
constantly surprised at the facility with which, by the aid of a few
sonorous phrases, they refuted, without having comprehended me. They
had learned, I know not where, that a monk of the name of Souhaitti
had formerly invented a mode of noting the gamut by ciphers: a
sufficient proof that my system was not new. This might, perhaps, be
the case; for although I had never heard of Father Souhaitti, and
notwithstanding his manner of writing the seven notes without
attending to the octaves was not, under any point of view, worthy of
entering into competition with my simple and commodious invention
for easily noting by ciphers every possible kind of music, keys,
rests, octaves, measure, time, and length of note; things on which
Souhaitti had never thought: it was nevertheless true, that with
respect to the elementary expression of the seven notes, he was the
first inventor.
  But besides their giving to this primitive invention more importance
than was due to it, they went still further, and, whenever they
spoke of the fundamental principles of the system, talked nonsense.
The greatest advantage of my scheme was to supersede transpositions
and keys, so that the same piece of music was noted and transposed
at will by means of the change of a single initial letter at the
head of the air. These gentlemen had heard from the music-masters of
Paris that the method of executing by transposition was a bad one; and
on this authority converted the most evident advantage of my system
into an invincible objection against it, and affirmed that my mode
of notation was good for vocal music, but bad for instrumental;
instead of concluding as they ought to have done, that it was good for
vocal, and still better for instrumental. On their report the
academy granted me a certificate full of fine compliments, amidst
which it appeared that in reality it judged my system to be neither
new nor useful. I did not think proper to ornament with such a paper
the work entitled, Dissertation sur la musique moderne,* by which I
appealed to the public.

  * Dissertation on modern music.

  I had reason to remark on this occasion that, even with a narrow
understanding, the sole but profound knowledge of a thing is
preferable for the purpose of judging of it, to all the lights
resulting from a cultivation of the sciences, when to these particular
study of that in question has not been joined. The only solid
objection to my system was made by Rameau. I had scarcely explained it
to him before he discovered its weak part. "Your signs," said he, "are
very good, inasmuch as they clearly and simply determine the length of
notes, exactly represent intervals, and show the simple in the
double note, which the common notation does not do; but they are
objectionable on account of their requiring an operation of the
mind, which cannot always accompany the rapidity of execution. The
position of our notes," continued he, "is described to the eye without
the concurrence of this operation. If two notes, one very high and the
other very low, be joined by a series of intermediate ones, I see at
the first glance the progress from one to the other by conjoined
degrees; but in your system, to perceive this series, I must
necessarily run over your ciphers one after the other; the glance of
the eye is here useless." The objection appeared to me insurmountable,
and I instantly assented to it. Although it be simple and striking,
nothing can suggest it but great knowledge and practice of the art,
and it is by no means astonishing that not one of the academicians
should have thought of it. But what creates much surprise is, that
these men of great learning, and who are supposed to possess so much
knowledge, should so little know that each ought to confine his
judgment to that which relates to the study with which he has been
conversant.
  My frequent visits to the literati appointed to examine my system
and the other academicians gave me an opportunity of becoming
acquainted with the most distinguished men of letters in Paris, and by
this means the acquaintance that would have been the consequence of my
sudden admission amongst them which afterwards came to pass, was
already established. With respect to the present moment, absorbed in
my new system of music, I obstinately adhered to my intention of
effecting a revolution in the art, and by that means of acquiring a
celebrity which, in the fine arts, is in Paris mostly accompanied by
fortune. I shut myself in my chamber and labored three or four
months with inexpressible ardor, in forming into a work for the public
eye, the memoir I had read before the academy. The difficulty was to
find a bookseller to take my manuscript; and this on account of the
necessary expenses for new characters, and because booksellers give
not their money by handfuls to young authors; although to me it seemed
but just my work should render me the bread I had eaten while employed
in its composition.
  Bonnefond introduced me to Quillau the father, with whom I agreed to
divide the profits, without reckoning the privilege, of which I paid
the whole expense. Such were the future proceedings of this Quillau
that I lost the expenses of my privilege, never having received a
farthing from that edition; which, probably, had but very middling
success, although the Abbe des Fontaines promised to give it
celebrity, and, notwithstanding the other journalists, had spoken of
it very favorably.
  The greatest obstacle to making the experiment of my system was
the fear, in case of its not being received, of losing the time
necessary to learn it. To this I answered, that my notes rendered
the ideas so clear, that to learn music by means of the ordinary
characters, time would be gained by beginning with mine. To prove this
by experience, I taught music gratis to a young American lady,
Mademoiselle des Roulins, with whom M. Roguin had brought me
acquainted. In three months she read every kind of music, by means
of my notation, and sung at sight better than I did myself, any
piece that was not too difficult. This success was convincing, but not
known; any other person would have filled the journals with the
detail, but with some talents for discovering useful things, I never
have possessed that of setting them off to advantage.
  Thus was my heron-fountain again broken; but this time I was
thirty years of age, and in Paris, where it is impossible to live
for a trifle. The resolution I took upon this occasion will astonish
none, but those by whom the first part of these memoirs has not been
read with attention. I had just made great and fruitless efforts,
and was in need of relaxation. Instead of sinking with despair I
gave myself up quietly to my indolence and to the care of
providence; and the better to wait for its assistance with patience, I
laid down a frugal plan for the slow expenditure of a few louis, which
still remained in my possession, regulating the expense of my supine
pleasures without retrenching it; going to the coffee-house but
every other day, and to the theater but twice a week. With respect
to the expenses of girls of easy virtue, I had no retrenchment to
make; never having in the whole course of my life applied so much as a
farthing to that use except once, of which I shall soon have
occasion to speak. The security, voluptuousness, and confidence with
which I gave myself up to this indolent and solitary life, which I had
not the means of continuing for three months, is one of the
singularities of my life, and the oddities of my disposition. The
extreme desire I had the public should think of me was precisely
what discouraged me from showing myself; and the necessity of paying
visits rendered them to such a degree insupportable, that I ceased
visiting the academicians and other men of letters, with whom I had
cultivated an acquaintance. Marivaux, the Abbe Mably, and
Fontenelle, were almost the only persons whom I sometimes went to see.
To the first I showed my comedy of Narcissus. He was pleased with
it, and had the goodness to make in it some improvements. Diderot,
younger than these, was much about my own age. He was fond of music,
and knew it theoretically; we conversed together, and he
communicated to me some of his literary projects. This soon formed
betwixt us a more intimate connection which lasted fifteen years,
and which probably would still exist were not I, unfortunately, and by
his own fault, of the same profession with himself.
  It would be impossible to imagine in what manner I employed this
short and precious interval which still remained to me, before
circumstances forced me to beg my bread:- in learning by memory
passages from the poets which I had learned and forgotten a hundred
times. Every morning, at ten o'clock, I went to walk in the Luxembourg
with a Virgil and a Rousseau in my pocket, and there, until the hour
of dinner, I passed away the time in restoring to my memory a sacred
ode or a bucolic, without being discouraged by forgetting, by the
study of the morning, what I had learned the evening before. I
recollected that after the defeat of Nicias at Syracuse the captive
Athenians obtained a livelihood by reciting the poems of Homer. The
use I made of this erudition to ward off misery was to exercise my
happy memory by learning all the poets by rote.
  I had another expedient, not less solid, in the game of chess, to
which I regularly dedicated, at Maugis's, the evenings on which I
did not go to the theater. I became acquainted with M. de Legal, M.
Husson, Philidor, and all the great chess players of the day,
without making the least improvement in the game. However, I had no
doubt but, in the end, I should become superior to them all, and this,
in my own opinion, was a sufficient resource. The same manner of
reasoning served me in every folly to which I felt myself inclined.
I said to myself: whoever excels in anything is sure to acquire a
distinguished reception in society. Let us therefore excel, no
matter in what, I shall certainly be sought after; opportunities
will present themselves, and my own merit will do the rest. This
childishness was not the sophism of my reason; it was that of my
indolence. Dismayed at the great and rapid efforts which would have
been necessary to call forth my endeavors, I strove to flatter my
idleness, and by arguments suitable to the purpose, veiled from my own
eyes the shame of such a state.
  I thus calmly waited for the moment when I was to be without
money; and had not Father Castel, whom I sometimes went to see in my
way to the coffee-house, roused me from my lethargy, I believe I
should have seen myself reduced to my last farthing without the
least emotion. Father Castel was a madman, but a good man upon the
whole; he was sorry to see me thus impoverish myself to no purpose.
"Since musicians and the learned," said he, "do not sing by your
scale, change the string, and apply to the women. You will perhaps
succeed better with them. I have spoken of you to Madam de
Beuzenval; go to her from me; she is a good woman who will be glad
to see the countryman of her son and husband. You will find at her
house Madam de Broglie, her daughter, who is a woman of wit. Madam
Dupin is another to whom I also have mentioned you; carry her your
work; she is desirous of seeing you, and will receive you well.
Nothing is done in Paris without the women. They are the curves, of
which the wise are the asymptotes; they incessantly approach each
other, but never touch."
  After having from day to day delayed these very disagreeable
steps, I at length took courage, and called upon Madam de Beuzenval.
She received me with kindness; and Madam de Broglie entering the
chamber, she said to her: "Daughter, this is M. Rousseau, of whom
Father Castel has spoken to us." Madam de Broglie complimented me upon
my work, and going to her harpsichord proved to me she had already
given it some attention. Perceiving it to be about one o'clock, I
prepared to take my leave. Madam de Beuzenval said to me: "You are
at a great distance from the quarter of the town in which you
reside; stay and dine here." I did not want asking a second time. A
quarter of an hour afterwards, I understood, by a word, that the
dinner to which she had invited me was that of her servants' hall.
Madam de Beuzenval was a very good kind of woman, but of a confined
understanding, and too full of her illustrious Polish nobility: she
had no idea of the respect due to talents. On this occasion, likewise,
she judged me by my manner rather than by my dress, which, although
very plain, was very neat, and by no means announced a man to dine
with servants. I had too long forgotten the way to the place where
they eat to be inclined to take it again. Without suffering my anger
to appear, I told Madam de Beuzenval that I had an affair of a
trifling nature which I had just recollected obliged me to return
home, and I immediately prepared to depart. Madam de Broglie
approached her mother, and whispered in her ear a few words which
had their effect. Madam de Beuzenval rose to prevent me from going,
and said "I expect that you will do us the honor to dine with us."
In this case I thought to show pride would be a mark of folly, and I
determined to stay. The goodness of Madam de Broglie had besides
made an impression upon me, and rendered her interesting in my eyes. I
was very glad to dine with her, and hoped, that when she knew me
better, she would not regret having procured me that honor. The
President de Lamoignon, very intimate in the family, dined there also.
He, as well as Madam de Broglie, was a master of all the modish and
fashionable small talk jargon of Paris. Poor Jean-Jacques was unable
to make a figure in this way. I had sense enough not to pretend to it,
and was silent. Happy would it have been for me, had I always
possessed the same wisdom; I should not be in the abyss into which I
am now fallen.
  I was vexed at my own stupidity, and at being unable to justify to
Madam de Broglie what she had done in my favor. After dinner I thought
of my ordinary resource. I had in my pocket an espistle in verse,
written to Parisot during my residence at Lyons. This fragment was not
without some fire, which I increased by my manner of reading, and made
them all three shed tears. Whether it was vanity, or really the truth,
I thought the eyes of Madam de Broglie seemed to say to her mother:
"Well, mamma, was I wrong in telling you this man was fitter to dine
with us than with your women?" Until then my heart had been rather
burdened, but after this revenge I felt myself satisfied. Madam de
Broglie, carrying her favorable opinion of me rather too far,
thought I should immediately acquire fame in Paris, and become a
favorite with fine ladies. To guide my inexperience she gave me the
of which you will stand in need in the great world. You will do well
by sometimes consulting it." I kept the book upwards of twenty years
with a sentiment of gratitude to her from whose hand I had received
it, although I frequently laughed at the opinion the lady seemed to
have of my merit in gallantry. From the moment I had read the work,
I was desirous of acquiring the friendship of the author. My
inclination led me right; he is the only real friend I ever
possessed amongst men of letters.*

  * I have so long been of the same opinion, and so perfectly
convinced of its being well founded, that since my return to Paris I
confided to him the manuscript of my confessions. The suspicious J. J.
never suspected perfidy and falsehood until he had been their victim.

  From this time I thought I might depend on the services of Madam the
Baroness of Beuzenval, and the Marchioness of Broglie, and that they
would not long leave me without resource. In this I was not
deceived. But I must now speak of my first visit to Madam Dupin, which
produced more lasting consequences.
  Madam Dupin was, as every one in Paris knows, the daughter of Samuel
Bernard and Madam Fontaine. There were three sisters, who might be
called the three graces. Madam de la Touche who played a little prank,
and went to England with the Duke of Kingston. Madam d'Arty, the
eldest of the three; the friend, the only sincere friend of the Prince
of Conti, an adorable woman, as well by her sweetness and the goodness
of her charming character, as by her agreeable wit and incessant
cheerfulness. Lastly, Madam Dupin, more beautiful than either of her
sisters, and the only one who has not been reproached with some levity
of conduct.
  She was the reward of the hospitality of Madam Dupin, to whom her
mother gave her in marriage with the place of farmer-general and an
immense fortune, in return for the good reception he had given her
in his province. When I saw her for the first time, she was still
one of the finest women in Paris. She received me at her toilette, her
arms were uncovered, her hair disheveled, and her combing-cloth
ill-arranged. This scene was new to me; it was too powerful for my
poor head, I became confused, my senses wandered; in short, I was
violently smitten by Madam Dupin.
  My confusion was not prejudicial to me; she did not perceive it. She
kindly received the book and the author; spoke with information of
my plan, sung, accompanied herself on the harpsichord, kept me to
dinner, and placed me at table by her side. Less than this would
have turned my brain; I became mad. She permitted me to visit her, and
I abused the permission. I went to see her almost every day, and dined
with her twice or thrice a week. I burned with inclination to speak,
but never dared attempt it. Several circumstances increased my natural
timidity. Permission to visit in an opulent family was a door open
to fortune, and in my situation I was unwilling to run the risk of
shutting it against myself. Madam Dupin, amiable as she was, was
serious and unanimated; I found nothing in her manners sufficiently
alluring to embolden me. Her house, at that time, as brilliant as
any other in Paris, was frequented by societies the less numerous,
as the persons by whom they were composed were chosen on account of
some distinguished merit. She was fond of seeing every one who had
claims to a marked superiority; the great men of letters, and fine
women. No person was seen in her circle but dukes, ambassadors, and
blue ribbons. The Princess of Rohan, the Countess of Forcalquier,
Madam de Mirepoix, Madam de Brignole, and Lady Hervey, passed for
her intimate friends. The Abbe's de Fontenelle, de Saint-Pierre, and
Sallier, M. de Fourmont, M. de Bernis, M. de Buffon, and M. de
Voltaire, were of her circle and her dinners. If her reserved manner
did not attract many young people, her society inspired the greater
awe, as it was composed of graver persons, and the poor Jean-Jacques
had no reason to flatter himself he should be able to take a
distinguished part in the midst of such superior talents. I
therefore had not courage to speak; but no longer able to contain
myself, I took a resolution to write. For the first two days she
said not a word to me upon the subject. On the third day, she returned
me my letter, accompanying it with a few exhortations which froze my
blood. I attempted to speak, but my words expired upon my lips; my
sudden passion was extinguished with my hopes, and after a declaration
in form I continued to live with her upon the same terms as before,
without so much as speaking to her even by the language of the eyes.
  I thought my folly was forgotten, but I was deceived. M. de
Francueil, son to M. Dupin, and son-in-law to Madam Dupin, was much
the same with herself and me. He had wit, a good person, and might
have pretensions. This was said to be the case, and probably proceeded
from his mother-in-law's having given him an ugly wife of a mild
disposition, with whom, as well as with her husband, she lived upon
the best of terms. M. de Francueil was fond of talents in others,
and cultivated those he possessed. Music, which he understood very
well, was a means of producing a connection between us. I frequently
saw him, and he soon gained my friendship. He, however, suddenly
gave me to understand that Madam Dupin thought my visits too frequent,
and begged me to discontinue them. Such a compliment would have been
proper when she returned my letter; but eight or ten days
afterwards, and without any new cause, it appeared to me ill-timed.
This rendered my situation the more singular, as M. and Madam de
Francueil still continued to give me the same good reception as
before.
  I however made the intervals between my visits longer, and I
should entirely have ceased calling on them, had not Madam Dupin, by
another unexpected caprice, sent to desire I would for a few days take
care of her son, who, changing his preceptor, remained alone during
that interval. I passed eight days in such torments as nothing but the
pleasure of obeying Madam Dupin could render supportable: for poor
Chenonceaux already displayed the evil disposition which nearly
brought dishonor on his family, and caused his death in the Isle de
Bourton. As long as I was with him I prevented him from doing harm
to himself or others, and that was all; besides it was no easy task,
and I would not have undertaken to pass eight other days like them had
Madam Dupin given me herself for the recompense.
  M. de Francueil conceived a friendship for me, and I studied with
him. We began together a course of chemistry at Rouelles. That I might
be nearer at hand, I left my Hotel St. Quentin, and went to lodge at
the Tennis Court, Rue Verdelet, which leads into the Rue Platiere,
where M. Dupin lived. There, in consequence of a cold neglected, I
contracted an inflammation of the lungs that had like to have
carried me off. In my younger days I frequently suffered from
inflammatory disorders, pleurisies, and especially quinsies, to
which I was very subject, and which frequently brought me near
enough to death to familiarize me to its image. The evening
preceding the day on which I was taken ill, I went to an opera by
Royer; the name I have forgotten. Notwithstanding my prejudice in
favor of the talents of others, which has ever made me distrustful
of my own, I still thought the music feeble, and devoid of animation
and invention. I sometimes had the vanity to flatter myself: I think I
could do better than that. But the terrible idea I had formed of the
composition of an opera, and the importance I heard men of the
profession affix to such an undertaking, instantly discouraged me, and
made me blush at having so much as thought of it. Besides, where was I
to find a person to write the words, and one who would give himself
the trouble of turning the poetry to my liking? These ideas of music
and the opera had possession of my mind during my illness, and in
the delirium of my fever I composed songs, duets, and choruses. I am
certain I composed two or three little pieces, di prima intenzione,*
perhaps worthy of the admiration of masters, could they have heard
them executed. oh, could an account be taken of the dreams of a man in
a fever, what great and sublime things would sometimes proceed from
his delirium!

  * Off-hand.

  These subjects of music and opera still engaged my attention
during my convalescence, but my ideas were less energetic. Long and
frequent meditations, and which were often involuntary, and made
such an impression upon my mind that I resolved to attempt both
words and music. This was not the first time I had undertaken so
difficult a task. Whilst I was at Chambery I had composed an opera
entitled Iphis and Anaxarete, which I had the good sense to throw into
the fire. At Lyons I had composed another, entitled La Decouverte du
Nouveau Monde,* which, after having read it to M. Bordes, the Abbe's
Mably, Trublet, and others, had met the same fate, notwithstanding I
had set the prologue and the first act to music, and although David,
after examining the composition, had told me there were passages in it
worthy of Buononcini.

  * The Discovery of the New World.

  Before I began the work I took time to consider of my plan. In a
heroic ballet I proposed three different subjects, in three acts,
detached from each other, set to music of a different character,
taking for each subject the amours of a poet. I entitled this opera
Les Muses Galantes. My first act, in music strongly characterized, was
Tasso; the second in tender harmony, Ovid; and the third, entitled
Anacreon, was to partake of the gayety of the dithyrambus. I tried
my skill on the first act, and applied to it with an ardor which,
for the first time, made me feel the delightful sensation produced
by the creative power of composition. One evening, as I entered the
opera, feeling myself strongly incited and overpowered by my ideas,
I put my money again into my pocket, returned to my apartment,
locked the door, and, having close drawn all the curtains, that
every ray of light might be excluded, I went to bed, abandoning myself
entirely to this musical and poetical aestrum, and in seven or eight
hours rapidly composed the greatest part of an act. I can truly say my
love for the Princess of Ferrara (for I was Tasso for the moment)
and my noble and lofty sentiment with respect to her unjust brother,
procured me a night a hundred times more delicious than one passed
in the arms of the princess would have been. In the morning but a very
little of what I had done remained in my head, but this little, almost
effaced by sleep and lassitude, still sufficiently evinced the
energy of the pieces of which it was the scattered remains.
  I this time did not proceed far with my undertaking, being
interrupted by other affairs. Whilst I attached myself to the family
of Dupin, Madam de Beuzenval and Madam de Broglie, whom I continued to
visit, had not forgotten me. The Count de Montaigu, captain in the
guards, had just been appointed ambassador to Venice. He was an
ambassador made by Barjac, to whom he assiduously paid his court.
His brother, the Chevalier de Montaigu, gentilhomme de la manche to
the dauphin, was acquainted with these ladies, and with the Abbe Alary
of the French academy, whom I sometimes visited. Madam de Broglie,
having heard the ambassador was seeking a secretary, proposed me to
him. A conference was opened between us. I asked a salary of fifty
guineas, a trifle for an employment which required me to make some
appearance. The ambassador was unwilling to give more than a
thousand livres, leaving me to make the journey at my own expense. The
proposal was ridiculous. We could not agree, and M. de Francueil,
who used all his efforts to prevent my departure, prevailed.
  I stayed, and M. de Montaigu set out on his journey, taking with him
another secretary, one M. Follau, who had been recommended to him by
the office for foreign affairs. They no sooner arrived at Venice
than they quarreled. Follau perceiving he had to do with a madman,
left him there, and M. de Montaigu having nobody with him, except a
young abbe of the name of Binis, who wrote under the secretary, and
was unfit to succeed him, had recourse to me. The chevalier, his
brother, a man of wit, by giving me to understand there were
advantages annexed to the place of secretary, prevailed upon me to
accept the thousand livres. I was paid twenty louis in advance for
my journey, and immediately departed.
  At Lyons I would most willing have taken the route by Mount Cenis,
to see my poor mamma. But I went down the Rhone, and embarked at
Toulon, as well on account of the war, and from a motive of economy,
as to obtain a passport from M. de Mirepoix, who then commanded in
Provence, and to whom I was recommended. M. de Montaigu not being able
to do without me, wrote letter after letter, desiring I would hasten
my journey; this, however, an accident considerably prolonged.
  It was at the time of the plague at Messina, and the English fleet
had anchored there, and visited the felucca, on board of which I
was, and this circumstance subjected us, on our arrival at Genoa,
after a long and difficult voyage, to a quarantine of one-and-twenty
days.
  The passengers had the choice of performing it on board or in the
Lazaretto, which we were told was not yet furnished. They all chose
the felucca. The insupportable heat, the closeness of the vessel,
the impossibility of walking in it, and the vermin with which it
swarmed, made me at all risks prefer the Lazaretto. I was therefore
conducted to a large building of two stories, quite empty, in which
I found neither window, bed, table, nor chair, not so much as even a
joint-stool or bundle of straw. My night sack and my two trunks
being brought me, I was shut in by great doors with huge locks, and
remained at full liberty to walk at my ease from chamber to chamber
and story to story, everywhere finding the same solitude and
nakedness.
  This, however, did not induce me to repent that I had preferred
the Lazaretto to the felucca; and, like another Robinson Crusoe, I
began to arrange myself for my one-and-twenty days, just as I should
have done for my whole life. In the first place, I had the amusement
of destroying the vermin I had caught in the felucca. As soon as I had
got clear of these, by means of changing my clothes and linen, I
proceeded to furnish the chamber I had chosen. I made a good
mattress with my waistcoats and shirts; my napkins I converted, by
sewing them together, into sheets; my robe de chamber into a
counterpane; and my cloak into a pillow. I made myself a seat with one
of my trunks laid flat, and a table with the other. I took out some
writing paper and an inkstand, and distributed, in the manner of a
library, a dozen books which I had with me. In a word, I so well
arranged my few movables, that, except curtains and windows, I was
almost as commodiously lodged in this Lazaretto, absolutely empty as
it was, as I had been at the Tennis Court in the Rue Verdelet. My
dinners were served with no small degree of pomp; they were escorted
by two grenadiers with bayonets fixed; the staircase was my
dining-room, the landing-place my table, and the step served me for
a seat; and as soon as my dinner was served up a little bell was
rung to inform me I might sit down to table.
  Between my repasts, when I did not either read or write or work at
the furnishing of my apartment, I went to walk in the burying-ground
of the Protestants, which served me as a courtyard. From this place
I ascended to a lanthorn which looked into the harbor, and from
which I could see the ships come in and go out. In this manner I
passed fourteen days, and should have thus passed the whole time of
the quarantine without the least weariness had not M. Jonville,
envoy from France, to whom I found means to send a letter,
vinegared, perfumed and half burnt, procured eight days of the time to
be taken off: these I went and spent at his house, where I confess I
found myself better lodged than in the Lazaretto. He was extremely
civil to me. Dupont, his secretary, was, good creature: he
introduced me, as well at Genoa as in the country, to several
families, the company of which I found very entertaining and
agreeable; and I formed with him an. acquaintance and a correspondence
which we kept up for a considerable length of time. I continued my
journey, very agreeably, through Lombardy. I saw Milan, Verona,
Brescia, and Padua, and at length arrived at Venice, where I was
impatiently expected by the ambassador.
  I found there piles of despatches, from the court and from other
ambassadors, the ciphered part of which he had not been able to
read, although he had all the ciphers necessary for that purpose,
never having been employed in any office, nor even seen the cipher
of a minister. I was at first apprehensive of meeting with some
embarrassment; but I found nothing could be more easy, and in less
than a week I had deciphered the whole, which certainly was not
worth the trouble; for not to mention the little activity required
in the embassy of Venice, it was not to such a man as M. de Montaigu
that government would confide a negotiation of even the most
trifling importance. Until my arrival he had been much embarrassed,
neither knowing how to dictate nor to write legibly. I was very useful
to him, of which he was sensible; and he treated me well. To this he
was also induced by another motive. Since the time of M. de Froulay,
his predecessor, whose head became deranged, the consul from France,
M. le Blond, had been charged with the affairs of the embassy, and
after the arrival of M. de Montaigu continued to manage them until
he had put him into the track. M. de Montaigu, hurt at this
discharge of his duty by another, although he himself was incapable of
it, became disgusted with the consul, and as soon as I arrived
deprived him of the functions of secretary to the embassy to give them
to me. They were inseparable from the title, and he told me to take
it. As long as I remained with him he never sent any person except
myself under this title to the senate, or to conference, and upon
the whole it was natural enough he should prefer having for
secretary to the embassy a man attached to him, to a consul or a clerk
of office named by the court.
  This rendered my situation very agreeable, and prevented his
gentlemen, who were Italians, as well as his pages, and most of his
suite from disputing precedence with me in his house. I made an
advantageous use of the authority annexed to the title he had
conferred upon me, by maintaining his right of protection, that is,
the freedom of his neighborhood, against the attempts several times
made to infringe it; a privilege which his Venetian officers took no
care to defend. But I never permitted banditti to take refuge there,
although this would have produced me advantages of which his
excellency would not have disdained to partake. He thought proper,
however, to claim a part of those of the secretaryship, which is
called the chancery. It was in time of war, and there were many
passports issued. For each of these passports a sequin was paid to the
secretary who made it out and countersigned it. All my predecessors
had been paid this sequin by Frenchmen and others without distinction.
I thought this unjust, and although I was not a Frenchman, I abolished
it in favor of the French; but I so rigorously demanded my right
from persons of every other nation, that the Marquis de Scotti,
brother to the favorite of the Queen of Spain, having asked for a
passport without taking notice of the sequin, I sent to demand it; a
boldness which the vindictive Italian did not forget. As soon as the
new regulation I had made, relative to passports, was known, none
but pretended Frenchmen, who in a gibberish the most mispronounced,
called themselves Provencals, Picards, or Burgundians, came to
demand them. My ear being very fine, I was not thus made a dupe, and I
am almost persuaded that not a single Italian ever cheated me of my
sequin, and that not one Frenchmen ever paid it. I was foolish
enough to tell M. de Montaigu, who was ignorant of everything that
passed, what I had done. The word sequin made him open his ears, and
without giving me his opinion of the abolition of that tax upon the
French, he pretended I ought to account with him for the others,
promising me at the same time equivalent advantages. More filled
with indignation at this meanness, than concerned for my own interest,
I rejected his proposal. He insisted, and I grew warm. "No, sir," said
I, with some heat, "your excellency may keep what belongs to you,
but do not take from me that which is mine; I will not suffer you to
touch a penny of the perquisites arising from passports." Perceiving
he could gain nothing by these means he had recourse to others, and
blushed not to tell me that since I had appropriated to myself the
profits of the chancery, it was but just I should pay the expenses.
I was unwilling to dispute upon this subject, and from that time I
furnished at my own expense, ink, paper, wax, wax-candle, tape, and
even a new seal, for which he never reimbursed me to the amount of a
farthing. This, however, did not prevent my giving a small part of the
produce of the passports to the Abbe de Binis, a good creature, and
who was far from pretending to have the least right to any such right.
If he was obliging to me my politeness to him was an equivalent, and
we always lived together on the best of terms.
  On the first trial I made of his talents in my official functions, I
found him less troublesome than I expected he would have been,
considering he was a man without experience, in the service of an
ambassador who possessed no more than himself, and whose ignorance and
obstinacy constantly counteracted everything with which common-sense
and some information inspired me for his service and that of the king.
The next thing the ambassador did was to connect himself with the
Marquis Mari, ambassador from Spain, an ingenious and artful man, who,
had he wished so to do, might have led him by the nose, yet on account
of the union of the interests of the two crowns he generally gave
him good advice, which might have been of essential service, had not
the other, by joining his own opinion, counteracted it in the
execution. The only business they had to conduct in concert with
each other was to engage the Venetians to maintain their neutrality.
These did not neglect to give the strongest assurances of their
fidelity to their engagement at the same time that they publicly
furnished ammunition to the Austrian troops, and even recruits under
pretense of desertion. M. de Montaigu, who I believed wished to render
himself agreeable to the republic, failed not on his part,
notwithstanding my representations, to make me assure the government
in all my despatches, that the Venetians would never violate an
article of the neutrality. The obstinacy and stupidity of this poor
wretch made me write and act extravagantly: I was obliged to be the
agent of his folly, because he would have it so, but he sometimes
rendered my employment insupportable and the functions of it almost
impracticable. For example, he insisted on the greatest part of his
despatches to the king, and of those to the minister, being written in
cipher, although neither of them contained anything that required that
precaution. I represented to him that between the Friday, the day
the despatches from the court arrived, and Saturday, on which ours
were sent off, there was not sufficient time to write so much in
cipher, and carry on the considerable correspondence with which I
was charged for the same courier. He found an admirable expedient,
which was to prepare on Thursday the answer to the despatches we
were expected to receive on the next day. This appeared to him so
happily imagined, that notwithstanding all I could say on the
impossibility of the thing, and the absurdity of attempting its
execution, I was obliged to comply during the whole time I
afterwards remained with him, after having made notes of the few loose
words he spoke to me in the course of the week, and of some trivial
circumstances which I collected by hurrying from place to place.
Provided with these materials I never once failed carrying to him on
the Thursday morning a rough draft of the despatches which were to
be sent off on Saturday, excepting the few additions and corrections I
hastily made in answer to the letters which arrived on the Friday, and
to which ours served for answer. He had another custom, diverting
enough, and which made his correspondence ridiculous beyond
imagination. He sent back all information to its respective source,
instead of making it follow its course. To M. Amelot he transmitted
the news of the court; to M. Maurepas, that of Paris; to M.
d'Havrincourt, the news from Sweden; to M. de Chetardie, that from
Petersbourg; and sometimes to each of those the news they had
respectively sent to him, and which I was employed to dress up in
terms different from those in which it was conveyed to us. As he
read nothing of what I laid before him, except the despatches for
the court, and signed those to other ambassadors without reading them,
this left me more at liberty to give what turn I thought proper to the
latter, and in these, therefore, I made the articles of information
cross each other. But it was impossible for me to do the same by
despatches of importance; and I thought myself happy when M. de
Montaigu did not take it into his head to cram into them an
impromptu of a few lines after his manner. This obliged me to
return, and hastily transcribe the whole despatch decorated with his
new nonsense, and honor it with the cipher, without which he would
have refused his signature. I was frequently almost tempted, for the
sake of his reputation, to cipher something different from what he had
written, but feeling that nothing could authorize such a deception,
I left him to answer for his own folly, satisfying myself with
having spoken to him with freedom, and discharged at my own peril
the duties of my station. This is what I always did with an
uprightness, a zeal and courage, which merited on his part a very
different recompense from that which in the end I received from him.
It was time I should once be what Heaven, which had endowed me with
a happy disposition, what the education that had been given me by
the best of women, and that I had given myself, had prepared me for,
and I became so. Left to my own reflections, without a friend or
advice, without experience, and in a foreign country, in the service
of a foreign nation, surrounded by a crowd of knaves, who, for their
own interest, and to avoid the scandal of good example, endeavored
to prevail upon me to imitate them; far from yielding to their
solicitations, I served France well, to which I owed nothing, and
the ambassador still better, as it was right and just I should do to
the utmost of my power. Irreproachable in a post, sufficiently exposed
to censure, I merited and obtained the esteem of the republic, that of
all the ambassadors with whom we were in correspondence, and the
affection of the French who resided at Venice, not even excepting
the consul, whom with regret I supplanted in the functions which I
knew belonged to him, and which occasioned me more embarrassment
than they afforded me satisfaction.
  M. de Montaigu, confiding without reserve to the Marquis Mari, who
did not thoroughly understand his duty, neglected it to such a
degree that without me the French who were at Venice would not have
perceived that an ambassador from their nation resided there. Always
put off without being heard when they stood in need of his protection,
they became disgusted and no longer appeared in his company or at
his table, to which indeed he never invited them. I frequently did
from myself what it was his duty to have done; I rendered to the
French, who applied to me, all the services in my power. In any
other country I should have done more, but, on account of my
employment, not being able to see persons in place, I was often
obliged to apply to the consul, and the consul, who was settled in the
country with his family, had many persons to oblige, which prevented
him from acting as he otherwise would have done. However, perceiving
him unwilling and afraid to speak, I ventured hazardous measures,
which sometimes succeeded. I recollect one which still makes me laugh.
No person would suspect it was to me the lovers of the theater at
Paris owe Coralline and her sister Camille; nothing, however, can be
more true. Veronese, their father, had engaged himself with his
children in the Italian company, and after having received two
thousand livres for the expenses of his journey, instead of setting
out for France, quietly continued at Venice, and accepted an
engagement in the theater of Saint Luke,* to which Coralline, a
child as she still was, drew great numbers of people. The Duke de
Gesvres, as first gentleman of the chamber, wrote to the ambassador to
claim the father and the daughter. M. de Montaigu when he gave me
the letter, confined his instructions to saying, voyez cela, without
giving me further details. I went to M. Blond to beg he would speak to
the patrician, to whom the theater belonged, and who, I believe, was
named Zustinian, that he might discharge Veronese, who had engaged
in the name of the king. Le Blond, to whom the commission was not very
agreeable, executed it badly.

  * I doubt if it was St. Samuel; proper names absolutely escape my
memory.

  Zustinian answered vaguely, and Veronese was not discharged. I was
piqued at this. It was during the carnival, and having taken the
bahute and a mask, I set out for the palace Zustinian. Those who saw
my gondola arrive with the livery of the ambassador, were lost in
astonishment. Venice had never seen such a thing. I entered, and
announced myself as Una Siora Maschera (a lady in a mask). As soon
as I was introduced I took off my mask and told my name. The senator
turned pale and appeared stupefied with surprise. "Sir," said I to him
in Venetian, "it is with much regret I importune your excellency
with this visit; but you have in your theater of Saint Luke, a man
of the name of Veronese, who is engaged in the service of the king,
and whom you have been requested, but in vain, to give up: I come to
claim him in the name of his majesty." My short harangue was
effectual. I had no sooner left the palace than Zustinian ran to
communicate the adventure to the state inquisitors, by whom he was
severely reprehended. Veronese was discharged the same day. I sent him
word that if he did not set off within a week I would have him
arrested. He did not wait for my giving him this intimation a second
time.
  On another occasion I relieved from difficulty solely by my own
means, and almost without the assistance of any other person, the
captain of a merchant-ship. This was one Captain Olivet, from
Marseilles; the name of the vessel I have forgotten. His men had
quarreled with the Sclavonians in the service of the republic, some
violence had been committed, and the vessel was under so severe an
embargo that nobody except the master was suffered to go on board or
leave it without permission. He applied to the ambassador, who would
hear nothing he had to say. He afterwards went to the consul, who told
him it was not an affair of commerce, and that he could not
interfere in it. Not knowing what further steps to take he applied
to me. I told M. de Montaigu he ought to permit me to lay before the
senate a memoir on the subject. I do not recollect whether or not he
consented, or that I presented the memoir; but I perfectly remember
that if I did it was ineffectual, and the embargo still continuing,
I took another method, which succeeded. I inserted a relation of the
affairs in one of our letters to M. de Maurepas, though I had
difficulty in prevailing upon M. de Montaigu to suffer the article
to pass.
  I knew that our despatches, although their contents were
insignificant, were opened at Venice. Of this I had a proof by finding
the articles they contained verbatim in the gazette, a treachery of
which I had in vain attempted to prevail upon the ambassador to
complain. My object in speaking of the affair in the letter was to
turn the curiosity of the ministers of the republic to advantage, to
inspire them with some apprehensions, and to induce the state to
release the vessel: for had it been necessary to this effect to wait
for an answer from the court, the captain would have been ruined
before it could have arrived. I did still more, I went alongside the
vessel to make inquiries of the ship's company. I took with me the
Abbe Patizel, chancellor of the consulship, who would rather have been
excused, so much were these poor creatures afraid of displeasing the
senate. As I could not go on board, on account of the order from the
states, I remained in my gondola, and there took the depositions
successively, interrogating each of the mariners, and directing my
questions in such a manner as to produce answers which might be to
their advantage. I wished to prevail upon Patizel to put the questions
and take depositions himself, which in fact was more his business than
mine; but to this he would not consent; he never once opened his mouth
and refused to sign the depositions after me. This step, somewhat
bold, was, however, successful, and the vessel was released long
before an answer came from the minister. The captain wished to make me
a present; but without being angry with him on that account, I
tapped him on the shoulder, saying, "Captain Olivet, can you imagine
that he who does not receive from the French his perquisite for
passports, which he found his established right, is a man likely to
sell them the king's protection?" He, however, insisted on giving me a
dinner on board his vessel, which I accepted, and took with me the
secretary to the Spanish embassy, M. Carrio, a man of wit and
amiable manners, to partake of it: he has since been secretary to
the Spanish embassy at Paris and charge des affaires. I had formed
an intimate connection with him after the example of our ambassadors.
  Happy should I have been, if, when in the most disinterested
manner I did all the service I could, I had known how to introduce
sufficient order into all these little details, that I might not
have served others at my own expense. But in employments similar to
that I held, in which the most trifling faults are of consequence,
my whole attention was engaged in avoiding all such mistakes as
might be detrimental to my service. I conducted, till the last moment,
everything relative to my immediate duty, with the greatest order
and exactness. Excepting a few errors which a forced precipitation
made me commit in ciphering, and of which the clerks of M. Amelot once
complained, neither the ambassador nor any other person had ever the
least reason to reproach me with negligence in any one of my
functions. This is remarkable in a man so negligent as I am. But my
memory sometimes failed me, and I was not sufficiently careful in
the private affairs with which I was charged; however, a love of
justice always made me take the loss on myself, and this
voluntarily, before anybody thought of complaining. I will mention but
one circumstance of this nature; it relates to my departure from
Venice, and I afterwards felt the effects of it in Paris.
  Our cook, whose name was Rousselot, had brought from France an old
note for two hundred livres, which a hair-dresser, a friend of his,
had received from a noble Venetian of the name of Zanetto Nani, who
had had wigs of him to that amount. Rousselot brought me the note,
begging I would endeavor to obtain payment of some part of it, by
way of accommodation. I knew, and he knew it also, that the constant
custom of noble Venetians was, when once returned to their country,
never to pay the debts they had contracted abroad. When means are
taken to force them to payment, the wretched creditor finds so many
delays, and incurs such enormous expenses, that he becomes disgusted
and concludes by giving up his debt or accepting the most trifling
composition. I begged M. le Blond to speak to Zanetto. The Venetion
acknowledged the note, but did not agree to payment. After a long
dispute he at length promised three sequins; but when Le Blond carried
him the note even these were not ready, and it was necessary to
wait. In this interval happened my quarrel with the ambassador and I
quitted his service. I had left the papers of the embassy in the
greatest order, but the note of Rousselot was not to be found. M. le
Blond assured me he had given me it back. I knew him to be too
honest a man to have the least doubt of the matter; but it was
impossible for me to recollect what I had done with it. As Zanetto had
acknowledged the debt, I desired M. le Blond to endeavor to obtain
from him the three sequins on giving him a receipt for the amount,
or to prevail upon him to renew the note by way of duplicate. Zanetto,
knowing the note to be lost, would not agree to either. I offered
Rousselot the three sequins from my own purse, as a discharge of the
debt. He refused them, and said I might settle the matter with the
creditor at Paris, of whom he gave me the address. The hair-dresser,
having been informed of what had passed, would either have his note or
the whole sum for which it was given. What, in my indignation, would I
have given to have found this vexatious paper! I paid the two
hundred livres, and that in my greatest distress. In this manner the
loss of the note produced to the creditor the payment of the whole
sum, whereas had it, unfortunately for him, been found, he would
have had some difficulty in recovering even the ten crowns, which
his excellency, Zanetto Nani, had promised to pay.
  The talents I thought I felt in myself for my employment made me
discharge the functions of it with satisfaction, and except the
society of my friend de Carrio, that of the virtuous Altuna, of whom I
shall soon have an occasion to speak, the innocent recreations of
the place Saint Mark, of the theater, and of a few visits which we,
for the most part, made together, my only pleasure was in the duties
of my station. Although these were not considerable, especially with
the aid of the Abbe de Binis, yet as the correspondence was very
extensive and there was a war, I was a good deal employed. I applied
to business the greatest part of every morning, and on the days
previous to the departure of the courier, in the evenings, and
sometimes till midnight. The rest of my time I gave to the study of
the political professions I had entered upon, and in which I hoped,
from my successful beginning, to be advantageously employed. In fact I
was in favor with every one; the ambassador himself spoke highly of my
services, and never complained of anything I did for him; his
dissatisfaction proceeded from my having insisted on quitting him,
in consequence of the useless complaints I had frequently made on
several occasions. The ambassadors and ministers of the king with whom
we were in correspondence complimented him on the merit of his
secretary, in a manner by which he ought to have been flattered, but
which in his poor head produced quite a contrary effect. He received
one in particular relative to an affair of importance, for which he
never pardoned me.
  He was so incapable of bearing the least constraint, that on the
Saturday, the day of the despatches for most of the courts, he could
not contain himself, and wait till the business was done before he
went out, and incessantly pressing me to hasten the despatches to
the king and ministers, he signed them with precipitation, and
immediately went I know not where, leaving most of the other letters
without signing; this obliged me, when these contained nothing but
news, to convert them into journals; but when affairs which related to
the king were in question it was necessary somebody should sign, and I
did it. This once happened relative to some important advice we had
just received from M. Vincent, charge des affaires from the king, at
Vienna. The Prince Lobkowitz was then marching to Naples, and Count
Gages had just made the most memorable retreat, the finest military
maneuver of the whole century, of which Europe has not sufficiently
spoken. The despatch informed us that a man, whose person M. Vincent
described, had set out from Vienna, and was to pass by Venice, on
his way into Abruzzo, where he was secretly to stir up the people at
the approach of the Austrians.
  In the absence of M. le Comte de Montaigu, who did not give
himself the least concern about anything, I forwarded this advice to
the Marquis de l'Hopital, so apropos, that it is perhaps to the poor
Jean-Jacques, so abused and laughed at, that the house of Bourbon owes
the preservation of the kingdom of Naples.
  The Marquis de l'Hopital, when he thanked his colleague, as it was
proper he should do, spoke to him of his secretary, and mentioned
the service he had just rendered to the common cause. The Comte de
Montaigu, who in that affair had to reproach himself with
negligence, thought he perceived in the compliment paid him by M. de
l'Hopital, something like a reproach, and spoke of it to me with signs
of ill-humor. I found it necessary to act in the same manner with
the Count de Castellane, ambassador at Constantinople, as I had done
with the Marquis de l'Hopital although in things of less importance.
As there was no other conveyance to Constantinople than by couriers,
sent from time to time by the senate to its Bailli, advice of their
departure was given to the ambassador of France, that he might write
by them to his colleague, if he thought proper so to do. This advice
was commonly sent a day or two beforehand; but M. de Montaigu was held
in so little respect, that merely for the sake of form he was sent
to a couple of hours before the couriers set off. This frequently
obliged me to write the dispatch in his absence. M. de Castellane in
his answer made honorable mention of me; M. de Jonville, at Genoa, did
the same, and these instances of their regard and esteem became new
grievances.
  I acknowledge I did not neglect any opportunity of making myself
known; but I never sought one improperly, and in serving well I
thought I had a right to aspire to the natural return for essential
services; the esteem of those capable of judging of, and rewarding
them. I will not say whether or not my exactness in discharging the
duties of my employment was a just subject of complaint from the
ambassador; but I cannot refrain from declaring that it was the sole
grievance he ever mentioned previous to our separation.
  His house, which he had never put on a good footing, was
constantly filled with rabble; the French were ill-treated in it,
and the ascendancy was given to the Italians; of these even, the
more honest part, they who had long been in the service of the
embassy, were indecently discharged, his first gentleman in
particular, whom he had taken from the Comte de Froulay, and who, if I
remember right, was called Comte de Peati, or something very like that
name. The second gentleman, chosen by M. de Montaigu, was an
outlawed highwayman from Mantua, called Dominic Vitali, to whom the
ambassador intrusted the care of his house, and who had by means of
flattery and sordid economy, obtained his confidence, and became his
favorite to the great prejudice of the few honest people he still
had about him, and of the secretary who was at their head. The
countenance of an upright man always gives inquietude to knaves.
Nothing more was necessary to make Vitali conceive a hatred against
me: but for this sentiment there was still another cause which
rendered it more cruel. Of this I must give an account, that I may
be condemned if I am found in the wrong.
  The ambassador had, according to custom, a box at each of the
theaters. Every day at dinner he named the theater to which it was his
intention to go: I chose after him, and the gentlemen disposed of
the other boxes. When I went out I took the key of the box I had
chosen. One day, Vitali not being in the way, I ordered the footman
who attended on me, to bring me the key to a house which I named to
him. Vitali, instead of sending the key, said he had disposed of it. I
was the more enraged at this as the footman delivered his message in
public. In the evening Vitali wished to make me some apology, to which
however I would not listen. "To-morrow," said I to him, "you will come
at such an hour and apologize to me in the house where I received
the affront, and in the presence of the persons who were witnesses
to it; or after to-morrow, whatever may be the consequence, either you
or I will leave the house." This firmness intimidated him. He came
to the house at the hour appointed, and made me a public apology, with
a meanness worthy of himself. But he afterwards took his measures at
leisure, and, at the same time that he cringed to me in public, he
secretly acted in so vile a manner, that, although unable to prevail
on the ambassador to give me my dismission, he laid me under the
necessity of resolving to leave him.
  A wretch like him, certainly, could not know me, but he knew
enough of my character to make it serviceable to his purposes. He knew
I was mild to an excess, and patient in bearing involuntary wrongs;
but haughty and impatient when insulted with premeditated offenses;
loving decency and dignity in things in which these were requisite,
and not more exact in requiring the respect due to myself than
attentive in rendering that which I owed to others. In this he
undertook to disgust me, and in this he succeeded. He turned the house
upside down, and destroyed the order and subordination I had
endeavored to establish in it. A house without a woman stands in
need of rather a severe discipline to preserve that modesty which is
inseparable from dignity. He soon converted ours into a place of
filthy debauch and scandalous licentiousness, the haunt of knaves
and debauchees. He procured for second gentlemen to his excellency, in
the place of him whom he got discharged, another pimp like himself,
who kept a house of ill-fame, at the Cross of Malta; and the indecency
of these two rascals was equaled by nothing but their insolence.
Except the bed-chamber of the ambassador, which, however, was not in
very good order, there was not a corner in the whole house supportable
to a modest man.
  As his excellency did not sup, the gentleman and myself had a
private table, at which the Abbe de Binis and the pages also eat. In
the most paltry alehouse people are served with more cleanliness and
decency, have cleaner linen, and a table better supplied. We had but
one little and very filthy candle, pewter plates, and iron forks.
  I could have overlooked what passed in secret, but I was deprived of
my gondola. I was the only secretary to an ambassador, who was obliged
to hire one or go on foot, and the livery of his excellency no
longer accompanied me, except when I went to the senate. Besides,
everything which passed in the house was known in the city. All
those who were in the service of the other ambassadors loudly
exclaimed; Dominic, the only cause of all, exclaimed louder than
anybody, well knowing the indecency with which we were treated was
more affecting to me than to any other person. Though I was the only
one in the house who said nothing of the matter abroad, I complained
loudly of it to the ambassador, as well as of himself, who, secretly
excited by the wretch, entirely devoted to his will, daily made me
suffer some new affront. Obliged to expend a good deal to keep up a
footing with those in the same situation with myself, and to make an
appearance proper to my employment, I could not touch a farthing of my
salary, and when I asked him for money, he spoke of his esteem for me,
and his confidence, as if either of these could have filled my
purse, and provided for everything.
  These two banditti at length quite turned the head of their
master, who naturally had not a good one, and ruined him by a
continual traffic, and by bargains, of which he was the dupe, whilst
they persuaded him they were greatly in his favor. They persuaded
him to take, upon the Brenta, a Palazzo at twice the rent it was
worth, and divided the surplus with the proprietor. The apartments
were inlaid with mosaic, and ornamented with columns and pilasters, in
the taste of the country. M. de Montaigu, had all these superbly
masked by fir wainscoting, for no other reason than because at Paris
apartments were thus fitted up. It was for a similar reason that he
only, of all the ambassadors who were at Venice, took from his pages
their swords, and from his footmen their canes. Such was the man, who,
perhaps from the same motive, took a dislike to me on account of my
serving him faithfully.
  I patiently endured his disdain, his brutality, and ill-treatment,
as long as, perceiving them accompanied by ill-humor, I thought they
had in them no portion of hatred; but the moment I saw the design
formed of depriving me of the honor I merited by my faithful services,
I resolved to resign my employment. The first mark I received of his
ill will was relative to a dinner he was to give to the Duke of Modena
and his family, who were at Venice, and at which he signified to me
I should not be present. I answered, piqued, but not angry, that
having the honor daily to dine at his table, if the Duke of Modena,
when he came, required I should not appear at it, my duty as well as
the dignity of his excellency would not suffer me to consent to such a
request. "How," said he, passionately, "my secretary, who is not a
gentleman, pretends to dine with a sovereign when my gentlemen do
not!" "Yes, sir," replied I, "the post with which your excellency
has honored me, as long as I discharge the functions of it, so far
ennobles me that my rank is superior to that of your gentlemen or of
the persons calling themselves such; and I am admitted where they
cannot appear. You cannot but know that on the day on which you
shall make your public entry, I am called to the ceremony by
etiquette; and by an immemorial custom, to follow you in a dress of
ceremony, and afterwards to dine with you at the palace of Saint Mark;
and I know not why a man who has a right and is to eat in public
with the doge and the senate of Venice should not eat in private
with the Duke of Modena." Though this argument was unanswerable, it
did not convince the ambassador; but we had no occasion to renew the
dispute, as the Duke of Modena did not come to dine with him.
  From that moment he did everything in his power to make things
disagreeable to me; and endeavored unjustly to deprive me of my right,
by taking from me the pecuniary advantages annexed to my employment,
to give them to his dear Vitali; and I am convinced that had he
dared to send him to the senate, in my place, he would have done it.
He commonly employed the Abbe Binis in his closet, to write his
private letters: he made use of him to write to M. de Maurepas an
account of the affair of Captain Olivet, in which, far from taking the
least notice of me, the only person who gave himself any concern about
the matter, he deprived me of the honor of the depositions, of which
he sent him a duplicate, for the purpose of attributing them to
Patizel, who had not opened his mouth. He wished to mortify me, and
please his favorite; but had no desire to dismiss me his service. He
perceived it would be more difficult to find me a successor, than M.
Follau, who had already made him known to the world. An Italian
secretary was absolutely necessary to him, on account of the answers
from the senate; one who could write all his despatches, and conduct
his affairs, without his giving himself the least trouble about
anything; a person who, to the merit of serving him well, could join
the baseness of being the toad-eater of his gentlemen, without
honor, merit, or principles. He wished to retain, and humble me, by
keeping me far from my country, and his own, without money to return
to either, and in which he would, perhaps, have succeeded, had he
begun with more moderation: but Vitali, who had other views, and
wished to force me to extremities, carried his point. The moment I
perceived, I lost all my trouble, that the ambassador imputed to me my
services as so many crimes, instead of being satisfied with them; that
with him I had nothing to expect, but things disagreeable at home, and
injustice abroad; and that, in the general disesteem into which he was
fallen, his ill offices might be prejudicial to me, without the
possibility of my being served by his good ones; I took my resolution,
and asked him for my dismission, leaving him sufficient time to
provide himself with another secretary. Without answering yes or no,
he continued to treat me in the same manner, as if nothing had been
said. Perceiving things to remain in the same state, and that he
took no measures to procure himself a new secretary, I wrote to his
brother, and, explaining to him my motives, begged he would obtain
my dismission from his excellency, adding that whether I received it
or not, I could not possibly remain with him. I waited a long time
without any answer, and began to be embarrassed: but at length the
ambassador received a letter from his brother, which must have
remonstrated with him in very plain terms; for although he was
extremely subject to ferocious rage, I never saw him so violent as
on this occasion. After torrents of unsufferable reproaches, not
knowing what more to say, he accused me of having sold his ciphers.
I burst into a loud laughter, and asking him, in a sneering manner, if
he thought there was in Venice a man who would be fool enough to
give half a crown for them all. He threatened to call his servants
to throw me out of the window. Until then I had been very composed;
but on this threat, anger and indignation seized me in my turn. I
sprang to the door, and after having turned a button which fastened it
within: "No, count," said I, returning to him with a grave step, "your
servants shall have nothing to do with this affair; please to let it
be settled between ourselves." My action and manner instantly made him
calm; fear and surprise were marked in his countenance. The moment I
saw his fury abated, I bid him adieu in a very few words, and
without waiting for his answer, went to the door, opened it, and
passed slowly across the antechamber, through the midst of his people,
who rose according to custom, and who, I am of opinion, would rather
have lent their assistance against him than me. Without going back
to my apartment, I descended the stairs, and immediately went out of
the palace never more to enter it.
  I hastened immediately to M. le Blond and related to him what had
happened. Knowing the man, he was but little surprised. He kept me
to dinner. This dinner, although without preparation, was splendid.
All the French of consequence, who were at Venice, partook of it.
The ambassador had not a single person. The consul related my case
to the company. The cry was general, and by no means in favor of his
excellency. He had not settled my account, nor paid me a farthing, and
being reduced to the few louis I had in my pocket, I was extremely
embarrassed about my return to France. Every purse was opened to me. I
took twenty sequins from that of M. le Blond, and as many from that of
M. St. Cyr, with whom, next to M. le Blond, I was the most
intimately connected. I returned thanks to the rest; and, till my
departure, went to lodge at the house of the chancellor of the
consulship, to prove to the public, the nation was not an accomplice
in the injustice of the ambassador.
  His excellency, furious at seeing me taken notice of in my
misfortune, at the same time that, notwithstanding his being an
ambassador, nobody went near his house, quite lost his senses and
behaved like a madman. He forgot himself so far as to present a memoir
to the senate to get me arrested. On being informed of this by the
Abbe de Binis, I resolved to remain a fortnight longer, instead of
setting off the next day as I had intended. My conduct had been
known and approved of by everybody; I was universally esteemed. The
senate did not deign to return an answer to the extravagant memoir
of the ambassador, but sent me word I might remain in Venice as long
as I thought proper, without making myself uneasy about the attempts
of a madman. I continued to see my friends: I went to take leave of
the ambassador from Spain, who received me well, and of the Comte de
Finochietti, minister from Naples, whom I did not find at home. I
wrote him a letter and received from his excellency the most polite
and obliging answer. At length I took my departure, leaving behind me,
notwithstanding my embarrassment, no other debts than the two sums I
had borrowed, and of which I have just spoken; and an account of fifty
crowns with a shopkeeper, of the name of Morandi, which Carrio
promised to pay, and which I have never reimbursed him, although we
have frequently met since that time; but with respect to the two
sums of money, I returned them very exactly the moment I had it in
my power.
  I cannot take leave of Venice without saying something of the
celebrated amusements of that city, or at least of the little part
of them of which I partook during my residence there. It has been seen
how little in my youth I ran after the pleasures of that age, or those
that are so called. My inclinations did not change at Venice, but my
occupations, which moreover would have prevented this, rendered more
agreeable to me the simple recreations I permitted myself. The first
and most pleasing of all was the society of men of merit. M. le Blond,
de St. Cyr, Carrio Altuna, and a Porlinian gentleman, whose name I
am very sorry to have forgotten, and whom I never call to my
recollection without emotion: he was the man of all I ever knew
whose heart most resembled my own. We were connected with two or three
Englishmen of great wit and information, and, like ourselves,
passionately fond of music. All these gentlemen had their wives,
female friends, or mistresses: the latter were most of them women of
talents, at whose apartments there were balls and concerts. There
was but little play; a lively turn, talents, and the theaters rendered
this amusement insipid. Play is the resource of none but men whose
time hangs heavy on their hands. I had brought with me from Paris
the prejudice of that city against Italian music; but I had also
received from nature a sensibility and niceness Of the distinction
which prejudice cannot withstand. I soon contracted that passion for
Italian music with which it inspires all those who are capable of
feeling its excellence. In listening to barcaroles, I found I had
not yet known what singing was, and I soon became so fond of the opera
that, tired of babbling, eating, and playing in the boxes when I
wished to listen, I frequently withdrew from the company to another
part of the theater. There, quite alone, shut up in my box, I
abandoned myself, notwithstanding the length of the representation, to
the pleasure of enjoying it at ease unto the conclusion. One evening
at the theater of Saint Chrysostom, I fell into a more profound
sleep than I should have done in my bed. The loud and brilliant airs
did not disturb my repose. But who can explain the delicious
sensations given me by the soft harmony of the angelic music, by which
I was charmed from sleep; what an awaking! what ravishment! what
ecstasy, when at the same instant I opened my ears and eyes! My
first idea was to believe I was in paradise. The ravishing air,
which I still recollect and shall never forget, began with these
words:

                   Conservami la bella,
                   Che si m'accende il cor.

  I was desirous of having it; I had and kept it for a time; but it
was not the same thing upon paper as in my head. The notes were the
same but the thing was different. This divine composition can never be
executed but in my mind, in the same manner as it was the evening on
which it awoke me from sleep.
  A kind of music far superior, in my opinion, to that of operas,
and which in all Italy has not its equal, nor perhaps in the whole
world, is that of the scuole. The scuole are houses of charity,
established for the education of young girls without fortune, to
whom the republic afterwards gives a portion either in marriage or for
the cloister. Amongst talents cultivated in these young girls, music
is in the first rank. Every Sunday at the church of each of the four
scuole, during vespers, motettos or anthems with full choruses,
accompanied by a great orchestra, and composed and directed by the
best masters in Italy, are sung in the galleries by girls only; not
one of whom is more than twenty years of age. I have not an idea of
anything so voluptuous and affecting as this music; the richness of
the art, the exquisite taste of the vocal part, the excellence of
the voices, the justness of the execution, everything in these
delightful concerts concurs to produce an impression which certainly
is not the mode, but from which I am of opinion no heart is secure.
Carrio and I never failed being present at these vespers of the
Mendicanti, and we were not alone. The church was always full of the
lovers of the art, and even the actors of the opera came there to form
their tastes after these excellent models. What vexed me was the
iron grate, which suffered nothing to escape but sounds, and concealed
from me the angels of which they were worthy. I talked of nothing
else. One day I spoke of it at Le Blond's: "If you are so desirous,"
said he, "to see those little girls, it will be an easy matter to
satisfy your wishes. I am one of the administrators of the house, I
will give you a collation with them." I did not let him rest until
he had fulfilled his promise. I entering the saloon, which contained
these beauties I so much sighed to see, I felt a trembling of love
which I had never before experienced M. le Blond presented to me,
one after the other, these celebrated female singers, of whom the
names and voices were all with which I was acquainted. Come,
Sophia,- she was horrid. Come, Cattina,- she had but one eye. Come,
Bettina,- the small-pox had entirely disfigured her. Scarcely one of
them was without some striking defect. Le Blond laughed at my
surprise; however, two or three of them appeared tolerable; these
never sung but in the choruses; I was almost in despair. During the
collation we endeavored to excite them, and they soon became
enlivened; ugliness does not exclude the graces, and I found they
possessed them. I said to myself, they cannot sing in this manner
without intelligence and sensibility, they must have both; in fine, my
manner of seeing them changed to such a degree that I left the house
almost in love with each of these ugly faces. I had scarcely courage
enough to return to vespers. But after having seen the girls, the
danger was lessened. I still found their singing delightful; and their
voices so much embellished their persons that, in spite of my eyes,
I obstinately continued to think them beautiful.
  Music in Italy is accompanied with so trifling an expense, that it
is not worth while for such as have a taste for it to deny
themselves the pleasure it affords. I hired a harpsichord, and, for
half a crown, I had at my apartment four or five symphonists, with
whom I practiced once a week in executing such airs, etc., as had
given me most pleasure at the opera. I also had some symphonies
performed from my Muses Galantes. Whether these pleased the
performers, or the ballet-master of St. John Chrysostom wished to
flatter me, he desired to have two of them; and I had afterwards the
pleasure of hearing these executed by that admirable orchestra. They
were danced to by a little Bettina, pretty and amiable, and kept by
a Spaniard, M. Fagoaga, a friend of ours with whom we often went to
spend the evening. But apropos of girls of easy virtue: it is not in
Venice that a man abstains from them. Have you nothing to confess,
somebody will ask me, upon this subject? Yes: I have something to
say upon it, and I will proceed to this confession with the same
ingenuousness with which I have made all my former ones.
  I always had a disinclination to common prostitutes, but at Venice
those were all I had within my reach; most of the houses being shut
against me on account of my place. The daughters of M. le Blond were
very amiable, but difficult of access; and I had too much respect
for the father and mother ever once to have the least desire for them.
  I should have had a much stronger inclination to a young lady
named Mademoiselle de Cataneo, daughter to the agent from the King
of Prussia, but Carrio was in love with her: there was even between
them some question of marriage. He was in easy circumstances, and I
had no fortune: his salary was a hundred louis (guineas) a year, and
mine amounted to no more than a thousand livres (about forty pounds
sterling): and, besides, my being unwilling to oppose a friend, I knew
that in all places, and especially at Venice, with a purse so ill
furnished as mine was, gallantry was out of the question. I had not
lost the pernicious custom of deceiving my wants. Too busily
employed forcibly to feel those proceeding from the climate, I lived
upwards of a year in that city as chastely as I had done in Paris, and
at the end of eighteen months I quitted it without having approached
the sex, except twice by means of the singular opportunities of
which I am going to speak.
  The first was procured me by that honest gentleman, Vitali, some
time after the formal apology I obliged him to make me. The
conversation at the table turned on the amusements of Venice. These
gentlemen reproached me with my indifference with regard to the most
delightful of them all; at the same time extolling the gracefulness
and elegant manners of the women of easy virtue of Venice; and
adding that they were superior to all others of the same description
in any other part of the world. Dominic said I must make the
acquaintance of the most amiable of them all; and he offered to take
me to her apartments, assuring me I should be pleased with her. I
laughed at this obliging offer: and Count Peati, a man in years and
venerable, observed to me, with more candor than I should have
expected from an Italian, that he thought me too prudent to suffer
myself to be taken to such a place by my enemy. In fact I had no
inclination to do it: but notwithstanding this, by an incoherence I
cannot myself comprehend, I at length was prevailed upon to go,
contrary to my inclination, the sentiment of my heart, my reason,
and even my will; solely from weakness, and being ashamed to show an
appearance to the lead mistrust; and besides, as the expression of the
country is, per non parer troppo coglione.* The Padoana whom we went
to visit was pretty, she was even handsome, but her beauty was not
of that kind which pleased me. Dominic left me with her, I sent for
Sorbetti, and asked her to sing. In about half an hour I wished to
take my leave, after having put a ducat on the table, but this by a
singular scruple she refused until she had deserved it, and I from
as singular a folly consented to remove her doubts. I returned to
the palace so fully persuaded that I should feel the consequences of
this step, that the first thing I did was to send for the king's
surgeon to ask him for ptisans. Nothing can equal the uneasiness of
mind I suffered for three weeks, without its being justified by any
real inconvenience or apparent sign. I could not believe it was
possible to withdraw with impunity from the arms of the padoana. The
surgeon himself had the greatest difficulty in removing my
apprehensions; nor could he do this by any other means than by
persuading me I was formed in such a manner as not to be easily
infected: and although in the experiment I exposed myself less than
any other man would have done, my health in that respect never
having suffered the least inconvenience, is in my opinion a proof
the surgeon was right. However, this has never made me imprudent,
and if in fact I have received such an advantage from nature I can
safely assert I have never abused it.

  * Not to appear too great a blockhead.

  My second adventure, although likewise with a common girl, was of
a nature very different, as well in its origin as in its effects. I
have already said that Captain Olivet gave me a dinner on board his
vessel, and that I took with me the secretary of the Spanish
embassy. I expected a salute of cannon. The ship's company was drawn
up to receive us, but not so much as a priming was burnt, at which I
was mortified, on account of Carrio, whom I perceived to be rather
piqued at the neglect. A salute of cannon was given on board
merchantships to people of less consequence than we were; I besides
thought I deserved some distinguished mark of respect from the
captain. I could not conceal my thoughts, because this at all times
was impossible to me, and although the dinner was a very good one, and
Olivet did the honors of it perfectly well, I began it in an ill
humor, eating but little, and speaking still less. At the first
health, at least, I expected a volley;- nothing. Carrio, who read what
passed within me, laughed at hearing me grumble like a child. Before
dinner was half over I saw a gondola approach the vessel. "Bless me,
sir," said the captain, "take care of yourself, the enemy approaches."
I asked him what he meant, and he answered jocosely. The gondola
made the ship's side, and I observed a gay young damsel come on
board very lightly, and coquettishly dressed, and who at three steps
was in the cabin, seated by my side, before I had time to perceive a
cover was laid for her. She was equally charming and lively, a
brunette, not more than twenty years of age. She spoke nothing but
Italian, and her accent alone was sufficient to turn my head. As she
ate and chattered she cast her eyes upon me; steadfastly looked at
me for a moment, and then exclaimed, "Good Virgin! Ah, my dear
Bremond, what an age it is since I saw thee!" Then she threw herself
into my arms, sealed her lips to mine, and pressed me almost to
strangling. Her large black eyes, like those of the beauties of the
East, darted fiery shafts into my heart, and although the surprise
at first stupefied my senses, voluptuousness made a rapid progress
within, and this to such a degree that the beautiful seducer herself
was, notwithstanding the spectators, obliged to restrain my ardor, for
I was intoxicated, or rather become furious. When she perceived she
had made the impression she desired, she became more moderate in her
caresses, but not in her vivacity, and when she thought proper to
explain to us the real or false cause of all her petulance, she said I
resembled M. de Bremond, director of the customs of Tuscany, to such a
degree as to be mistaken for him; that she had turned this M. de
Bremond's head, and would do it again; that she had quitted him
because he was a fool; that she took me in his place; that she would
love me because it pleased her so to do, for which reason I must
love her as long as it was agreeable to her, and when she thought
proper to send me about my business, I must be patient as her dear
Bremond had been. What was said was done. She took possession of me as
of a man that belonged to her, gave me her gloves to keep, her fan,
her cinda, and her coif, and ordered me to go here or there, to do
this or that, and I instantly obeyed her. She told me to go and send
away her gondola, because she chose to make use of mine, and I
immediately sent it away; she bid me to move from my place, and prey
Carrio to sit down in it, because she had something to say to him; and
I did as she desired. They chatted a good while together, but spoke
low, and I did not interrupt them. She called me, and I approached
her. "Hark thee, Zanetto," said she to me, "I will not be loved in the
French manner; this indeed will not be well. In the first moment of
lassitude, get thee gone: but stay not by the way, I caution thee."
After dinner we went to see the glass manufactory at Murano. She
bought a great number of little curiosities; for which she left me
to pay without the least ceremony. But she everywhere gave away little
trinkets to a much greater amount than of the things we had purchased.
By the indifference with which she threw away her money, I perceived
she annexed to it but little value. When she insisted upon a
payment, I am of opinion it was more from a motive of vanity than
avarice. She was flattered by the price her admirers set upon her
favors.
  In the evening we conducted her to her apartments. As we conversed
together, I perceived a couple of pistols upon her toilette. "Ah! ah!"
said I, taking one of them up, "this is a patch-box of a new
construction: may I ask what, is its use? I know you have other arms
which give more fire than those upon your table." After a few
pleasantries of the same kind, she said to us, with an ingenuousness
which rendered her still more charming, "When I am complaisant to
persons whom I do not love, I make them pay for the weariness they
cause me; nothing can be more just; but if I suffer their caresses,
I will not bear their insults; nor miss the first who shall be wanting
to me in respect."
  At taking leave of her, I made another appointment for the next day.
I did not make her wait. I found her in vestito di confidenza, in an
undress more than wanton, unknown to northern countries, and which I
will not amuse myself in describing, although I recollect it perfectly
well. I shall only remark that her ruffles and collar were edged
with silk network ornamented with rose-colored pompons. This, in my
eyes, much enlivened a beautiful complexion. I afterwards found it
to be the mode at Venice, and the effect is so charming that I am
surprised it has never been introduced in France. I had no idea of the
transports which awaited me. I have spoken of Madam de Larnage with
the transport which the remembrance of her still sometimes gives me;
but how old, ugly and cold she appeared, compared with my Zulietta! Do
not attempt to form to yourself an idea of the charms and graces of
this enchanting girl, you will be far too short of truth. Young
virgins in cloisters are not so fresh: the beauties of the seraglio
are less animated: the houris of paradise less engaging. Never was
so sweet an enjoyment offered to the heart and senses of a mortal. Ah!
had I at least been capable of fully tasting of it for a single
moment!- I had tasted of it, but without a charm. I enfeebled all
its delights: I destroyed them as at will. No; Nature has not made
me capable of enjoyment. She has infused into my wretched head the
poison of that ineffable happiness, the desire of which she first
placed in my heart.
  If there be a circumstance in my life, which describes my nature, it
is that which I am going to relate. The forcible manner in which I
at this moment recollect the object of my book, will here make me hold
in contempt the false delicacy which would prevent me from
fulfilling it. Whoever you may be who are desirous of knowing a man,
have the courage to read the two or three following pages, and you
will become fully acquainted with J. J. Rousseau.
  I entered the room of a courtesan as if it had been the sanctuary of
love and beauty: and in her person, I thought I saw the divinity. I
should have been inclined to think that without respect and esteem
it was impossible to feel anything like that which she made me
experience. Scarcely had I, in her first familiarities, discovered the
force of her charms and caresses, before I wished, for fear of
losing the fruit of them, to gather it beforehand. Suddenly, instead
of the flame which consumed me, I felt a mortal cold run through all
my veins; my legs failed me; and ready to faint away, I sat down and
wept like a child.
  Who would guess the cause of my tears, and what, at this moment,
passed within me? I said to myself: the object in my power is the
masterpiece of love; her wit and person equally approach perfection;
she is as good and generous as she is amiable and beautiful. Yet she
is a miserable prostitute, abandoned to the public. The captain of a
merchantship disposed of her at will; she has thrown herself into my
arms, although she knows I have nothing; and my merit with which she
cannot be acquainted, can be to her no inducement. In this there is
something inconceivable. Either my heart deceives me, fascinates my
senses, and makes me the dupe of an unworthy slut, or some secret
defect, of which I am ignorant, destroys the effect of her charms, and
renders her odious in the eyes of those by whom her charms would
otherwise be disputed. I endeavored, by an extraordinary effort of
mind, to discover this defect, but it did not so much as strike me
that even the consequences to be apprehended, might possibly have some
influence. The clearness of her skin, the brilliancy of her
complexion, her white teeth, sweet breath, and the appearance of
neatness about her person, so far removed from me this idea, that
still in doubt relative to my situation after the affair of the
padoana, I rather apprehended I was not sufficiently in health for
her: and I am firmly persuaded I was not deceived in my opinion. These
reflections, so apropos, agitated me to such a degree as to make me
shed tears. Zulietta, to whom the scene was quite novel, was struck
speechless for a moment. But having made a turn in her chamber, and
passing before her glass, she comprehended, and my eyes confirmed
her opinion, that disgust had no part in what had happened. It was not
difficult for her to recover me and dispel this shamefacedness.
  But, at the moment in which I was ready to faint upon a bosom, which
for the first time seemed to suffer the impression of the hand and
lips of a man, I perceived she had a withered teton. I struck my
forehead: I examined, and thought I perceived this teton was not
formed like the other. I immediately began to consider how it was
possible to have such a defect, and persuaded of its proceeding from
some great natural vice, I was clearly convinced, that, instead of the
most charming person of whom I could form to myself an idea, I had
in my arms a species of a monster, the refuse of nature, of men and of
love. I carried my stupidity so far as to speak to her of the
discovery I had made. She, at first, took what I said jocosely; and in
her frolicsome humor, did and said things which made me die of love.
But perceiving an inquietude I could not conceal she at length
reddened, adjusted her dress, raised herself up, and, without saying a
word, went and placed herself at a window. I attempted to place myself
by her side: she withdrew to a sofa, rose from it the next moment, and
fanning herself as she walked about the chamber, said to me in a
reserved and disdainful tone of voice, "Zanetto, lascia le donne, e
studia la matematica."*

  * Leave women, and study the mathematics.

  Before I took leave I requested her to appoint another rendezvous
for the next day, which she postponed for three days, adding, with a
satirical smile, that I must needs be in want of repose. I was very
ill at ease during the interval; my heart was full of her charms and
graces; I felt my extravagance, and reproached myself with it,
regretting the loss of the moments I had so ill employed, and which,
had I chosen, I might have rendered more agreeable than any in my
whole life; waiting with the most burning impatience for the moment in
which I might repair the loss, and yet, notwithstanding all my
reasoning upon what I had discovered, anxious to reconcile the
perfections of this adorable girl with the indignity of her situation.
I ran, I flew to her apartment at the hour appointed. I know not
whether or not her ardor would have been more satisfied with this
visit, her pride at least would have been flattered by it, and I
already rejoiced at the idea of my convincing her, in every respect,
that I knew how to repair the wrongs I had done. She spared me this
justification. The gondolier whom I had sent to her apartment
brought me for answer that she had set off, the evening before, for
Florence. If I had not felt all the love I had for her person when
this was in my possession, I felt it in the most cruel manner on
losing her. Amiable and charming as she was in my eyes, I could have
consoled myself for the loss of her; but this I have never been able
to do relative to the contemptuous idea which at her departure she
must have had of me.
  These are my two adventures. The eighteen months I passed at
Venice furnished me with no other of the same kind, except a simple
prospect at most. Carrio was a gallant. Tired of visiting girls
engaged to others, he took a fancy to have one to himself, and, as
we were inseparable, he proposed to me an arrangement common enough at
Venice, which was to keep one girl for us both. To this I consented.
The question was, to find one who was safe. He was so industrious in
his researches that he found out a little girl of from eleven to
twelve years of age, whom her infamous mother was endeavoring to sell,
and I went with Carrio to see her. The sight of the child moved me
to the most lively compassion. She was fair and as gentle as a lamb.
Nobody would have taken her for an Italian. Living is very cheap at
Venice; we gave a little money to the mother and provided for the
subsistence of her daughter. She had a voice, and to procure her
some resource we gave her a spinnet, and a singing-master. All these
expenses did not cost each of us more than two sequins a month, and we
contrived to save a much greater sum in other matters; but as we
were obliged to wait until she became of a riper age, this was
sowing a long time before we could possibly reap. However, satisfied
with passing our evenings, chatting and innocently playing with the
child, we perhaps enjoyed greater pleasure than if we had received the
last favors. So true is it that men are more attached to women by a
certain pleasure they have in living with them, than by any kind of
libertinism. My heart became insensibly attached to the little
Anzoletta, but my attachment was paternal, in which the senses had
so little share, that in proportion as the former increased, to have
connected it with the latter would have been less possible; and I felt
I should have experienced, at approaching this little creature when
become nubile, the same horror with which the abominable crime of
incest would have inspired me. I perceived the sentiments of Carrio
take, unobserved by himself, exactly the same turn. We thus prepared
for ourselves, without intending it, pleasure not less delicious,
but very different from that of which we first had an idea; and I am
fully persuaded that however beautiful the poor child might have
become, far from being the corrupters of her innocence we should
have been the protectors of it. The circumstance which shortly
afterwards befell me deprived me of the happiness of taking part in
this good work, and my only merit in the affair was the inclination of
my heart.
  I will now return to my journey.
  My first intention after leaving M. de Montaigu, was to retire to
Geneva, until time and more favorable circumstances should have
removed the obstacles which prevented my union with my poor mamma; but
the quarrel between me and M. de Montaigu being become public, and
he having had the folly to write about it to the court, I resolved
to go there to give an account of my conduct and complain of that of a
madman. I communicated my intention, from Venice, to M. du Theil,
charged per interim with foreign affairs after the death of M. Amelot.
I set off as soon as my letter, and took my route through Bergamo,
Como, and Duomo d'Ossola, and crossing the Simplon. At Sion, M. de
Chaignon, charge des affaires from France, showed me great civility;
at Geneva M. de la Closure treated me with the same polite
attention. I there renewed my acquaintance with M. de Gauffecourt from
whom I had some money to receive. I had passed through Nyon without
going to see my father; not that this was a matter of indifference
to me, but because I was unwilling to appear before my
mother-in-law, after the disaster which had befallen me, certain of
being condemned by her without being heard. The bookseller, Du
Villard, an old friend of my father's, reproached me severely with
this neglect. I gave him my reasons for it, and to repair my fault,
without exposing myself to meet my mother-in-law, I took a chaise
and we went together to Nyon and stopped at a public house. Du Villard
went to fetch my father, who came running to embrace me. We supped
together, and, after passing an evening very agreeable to the wishes
of my heart, I returned the next morning to Geneva with Du Villard,
for whom I have ever since retained a sentiment of gratitude in return
for the service he did me on this occasion.
  Lyons was a little out of my direct road, but I was determined to
pass through that city in order to convince myself of a knavish
trick played me by M. de Montaigu. I had sent me from Paris a little
box containing a waistcoat, embroidered with gold, a few pairs of
ruffles, and six pairs of white silk stockings; nothing more. Upon a
proposition made me by M. de Montaigu, I ordered this box to be
added to his baggage. In the apothecary's bill he offered me in
payment of my salary, and which he wrote out himself, he stated the
weight of this box, which he called a bale, at eleven hundred
pounds, and charged me with the carriage of it at an enormous rate. By
the cares of M. Boy de la Tour, to whom I was recommended by M.
Roguin, his uncle, it was proved from the registers of the customs
of Lyons and Marseilles, that the said bale weighed no more than
forty-five pounds, and had paid carriage according to that weight. I
joined this authentic extract to the memoir of M. de Montaigu, and
provided with these papers and others containing stronger facts, I
returned to Paris, very impatient to make use of them. During the
whole of this long journey I had little adventures: at Como, in
Valais, and elsewhere. I there saw many curious things, amongst others
the Borromean Islands, which are worthy of being described. But I am
pressed by time, and surrounded by spies. I am obliged to write in
haste, and very imperfectly, a work which requires the leisure and
tranquility I do not enjoy. If ever providence in its goodness
grants me days more calm, I shall destine them to new modeling this
work, should I be able to do it, or at least to give a supplement,
of which I perceive it stands in the greatest need.*

  * I have given up this project.

  The news of my quarrel had reached Paris before me, and on my
arrival I found the people in all the offices, and the public in
general, scandalized at the follies of the ambassador. Notwithstanding
this, the public talk of Venice, and the unanswerable proof I
exhibited, I could not obtain even the shadow of justice. Far from
obtaining satisfaction or reparation, I was left at the discretion
of the ambassador for my salary, and this for no other reason than
because, not being a Frenchman, I had no right to national protection,
and that it was a private affair between him and myself. Everybody
agreed I was insulted, injured, and unfortunate; that the ambassador
was mad, cruel, and iniquitous, and that the whole of the affair
dishonored him forever. But what of this! He was the ambassador, and I
was nothing more than the secretary.
  Order, or that which is so called, was in opposition to my obtaining
justice, and of this the least shadow was not granted me. I supposed
that, by loudly complaining, and by publicly treating this madman in
the manner he deserved, I should at length be told to hold my
tongue; this was what I wished for, and I was fully determined not
to obey until I had obtained redress. But at that time there was no
minister for foreign affairs. I was suffered to exclaim, nay, even
encouraged to do it, and joined with; but the affair still remained in
the same state, until, tired of being in the right without obtaining
justice, my courage at length failed me, and let the whole drop.
  The only person by whom I was ill received, and from whom I should
have least expected such an injustice, was Madam de Beuzenval. Full of
the prerogatives of rank and nobility, she could not conceive it was
possible an ambassador could ever be in the wrong with respect to
his secretary. The reception she, gave me was conformable to this
prejudice. I was so piqued at it that, immediately after leaving
her, I wrote her perhaps one of the strongest and most violent letters
that ever came from my pen, and since that time I never once
returned to her house. I was better received by Father Castel; but, in
the midst of his Jesuitical wheedling I perceived him faithfully to
follow one of the great maxims of his society, which is to sacrifice
the weak to the powerful. The strong conviction I felt of the
justice of my cause, and my natural greatness of mind did not suffer
me patiently to endure this partiality. I ceased visiting Father
Castel, and on that account, going to the college of the Jesuits,
where I knew nobody but himself. Besides the intriguing and tyrannical
spirit of his brethren, so different from the cordiality of the good
Father Hemet, gave me such a disgust to their conversation that I have
never since been acquainted with, nor seen any one of them except
Father Berthier, whom I saw twice or thrice at M. Dupin's, in
conjunction with whom he labored with all his might at the
refutation of Montesquieu.
  That I may not return to the subject, I will conclude what I have to
say of M. de Montaigu. I had told him in our quarrels that a secretary
was not what he wanted, but an attorney's clerk. He took the hint, and
the person whom he procured to succeed me was a real attorney, who
in less than a year robbed him of twenty or thirty thousand livres. He
discharged him, and sent him to prison, dismissed his gentleman with
disgrace, and, in wretchedness, got himself everywhere into
quarrels, received affronts which a footman would not have put up
with, and, after numerous follies, was recalled, and sent from the
capital. It is very probable that among the reprimands he received
at court, his affair with me was not forgotten. At least, a little
time after his return he sent his maitre d'hotel, to settle my
account, and give me some money. I was in want of it at that moment;
my debts at Venice, debts of honor, if ever there were any, lay
heavy upon my mind. I made use of the means which offered to discharge
them, as well as the note of Zanetto Nani. I received what was offered
me, paid all my debts, and remained as before, without a farthing in
my pocket, but relieved from a weight which had become
insupportable. From that time I never heard speak of M. de Montaigu
until his death, with which I became acquainted by means of the
Gazette. The peace of God be with that poor man! He was as fit for the
functions of an ambassador as in my infancy I had been for those of
Grapignan.* However, it was in his power to have honorably supported
himself by my services, and at the same time to have rapidly
advanced me in a career to which the Comte de Gauvon had destined me
in my youth, and of the functions of which I had in a more advanced
age rendered myself capable.

  * Term of disparagement for an attorney.- La Rousse.

  The justice and inutility of my complaints left in my mind seeds
of indignation against our foolish civil institutions, by which the
welfare of the public and real justice are always sacrificed to I know
not what appearance of order, and which does nothing more, than add
the sanction of public authority to the oppression of the weak, and
the iniquity of the powerful. Two things prevented these seeds from
putting forth at that time as they afterwards did: one was, myself
being in question in the affair, and private interest, whence
nothing great or noble ever proceeded, could not draw from my heart
the divine soarings, which the most pure love, only of that which is
just. and sublime, can produce. The other was the charm of
friendship which tempered and calmed my wrath by the ascendancy of a
more pleasing sentiment. I had become acquainted at Venice with a
Biscayan, a friend of my friend Carrio's, and worthy of being that
of every honest man. This amiable young man, born with every talent
and virtue, had just made the tour of Italy to gain a taste for the
fine arts, and, imagining he had nothing more to acquire, intended
to return by the most direct road to his own country. I told him the
arts were nothing more than a relaxation to a genius like his, fit
to cultivate the sciences; and to give him a taste for these, I
advised him to make a journey to Paris and reside there for six
months. He took my advice, and went to Paris. He was there and
expected me when I arrived. His lodging was too considerable for
him, and he offered me the half of it, which I instantly accepted. I
found him absorbed in the study of the sublimest sciences. Nothing was
above his reach. He digested everything with a prodigious rapidity.
How cordially did he thank me for having procured him this food for
his mind, which was tormented by a thirst after knowledge, without his
being aware of it! What a treasure of light and virtue I found in
the vigorous mind of this young man! I felt he was the friend I
wanted. We soon became intimate. Our tastes were not the same, and
we constantly disputed. Both opinionated, we never could agree about
anything. Nevertheless we could not separate; and, notwithstanding our
reciprocal and incessant contradiction, we neither of us wished the
other to be different from what he was.
  Ignacio Emmanuel de Altuna was one of those rare beings whom only
Spain produces, and of whom she produces too few for her glory. He had
not the violent national passions common in his own country. The
idea of vengeance could no more enter his head, than the desire of
it could proceed from his heart. His mind was too great to be
vindictive, and I have frequently heard him say, with the greatest
coolness, that no mortal could offend him. He was gallant, without
being tender. He played with women as with so many pretty children. He
amused himself with the mistresses of his friends, but I never knew
him to have one of his own, nor the least desire for it. The
emanations from the virtue with which his heart was stored never
permitted the fire of the passions to excite sensual desires.
  After his travels he married, died young, and left children; and,
I am as convinced as of my existence, that his wife was the first
and only woman with whom he ever tasted of the pleasures of love.
  Externally he was devout, like a Spaniard, but in his heart he had
the piety of an angel. Except myself, he is the only man I ever saw
whose principles were not intolerant. He never in his life asked any
person his opinion in matters of religion. It was not of the least
consequence to him whether his friend was a Jew, a Protestant, a Turk,
a Bigot, or an Atheist, provided he was an honest man. Obstinate and
headstrong in matters of indifference, but the moment religion was
in question, even the moral part, he collected himself, was silent, or
simply said: "I am charged with the care of myself only." It is
astonishing so much elevation of mind should be compatible with a
spirit of detail carried to minuteness. He previously divided the
employment of the day by hours, quarters and minutes; and so
scrupulously adhered to this distribution, that had the clock struck
while he was reading a phrase, he would have shut his book without
finishing it. His portions of time thus laid out, were some of them
set apart to studies of one kind, and others to those of another: he
had some for reflection, conversation divine service, the reading of
Locke, for his rosary, for visits, music and painting; and neither
pleasure, temptation, nor complaisance, could interrupt this order:
a duty he might have had to discharge was the only thing that could
have done it. When he gave me a list of his distribution, that I might
conform myself thereto, I first laughed, and then shed tears of
admiration. He never constrained anybody nor suffered constraint: he
was rather rough with people, who from politeness attempted to put
it upon it. He was passionate without being sullen. I have often
seen him warm, but never saw him really angry with any person. Nothing
could be more cheerful than his temper: he knew how to pass and
receive a joke; raillery was one of his distinguished talents, and
with which he possessed that of pointed wit and repartee. When he
was animated, he was noisy and heard at a great distance; but whilst
he loudly inveighed, a smile was spread over his countenance, and in
the midst of his warmth he used some diverting expression which made
all his hearers break out into a loud laugh. He had no more of the
Spanish complexion than of the phlegm of that country. His skin was
white, his cheeks finely colored, and his hair of a light chestnut. He
was tall and well made: his body was well formed for the residence
of his mind.
  This wise-hearted, as well as wise-headed man, knew mankind, and was
my friend; this is my only answer to such as are not so. We were so
intimately united, that our intention was to pass our days together.
In a few years I was to go to Ascoytia to live with him at his estate;
every part of the project was arranged the eve of his departure;
nothing was left undetermined, except that which depends not upon
men in the best concerted plans, posterior events. My disasters, his
marriage, and finally, his death, separated us forever. Some men would
be tempted to say, that nothing